"Fox News just learned that two agents were hurt inhaling second hand smoke and accidentally drank some sour mash whiskey as they tried to serve warrant on an illegal bootleg and cigar smuggling operation.  The warehouse is on fire and the air is filled with aroma of fine Cuban cigars and 12 years old single malt whiskey.  The conditions of the agents are described as 'relaxed and content.'  The SWAT team has just arrived with chips and salsa.  Back to you, Ken"