>1. Do people stare at your shiny knob when >you're talking to them?
Nope.
>2. Does the remainder of your hair "hurt"?
Sometimes, yes.
>3. Do you feel self conscious?
Not really, some women seem to like the short, balding look these days and I've always had bad hair before.
>4. DO little kids point and stare at your dome?
Nope.
>5. Do your buddies slap your head just to hear >the sound?
Nope.
>6. Do other bald guys embarrass you?
No, but some of 'em look awful funny. Particularly those that do the comb-over, or leave the 'tuft' in front really really long.
>7. Does your face seem bigger and rounder now >that your hair is gone?
Nope, my head doesnt look quite as monstrous now.
For those looking into it, Rogaine does work as advertised, it will grow hair on the 'crown' but it also ruined my scalp and wasn't worth using after a point. Propecia also works, but at $40 a month to put off the inevitable, it wasn't worth it either.