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Posted: 8/27/2001 7:14:47 AM EDT

Well its my birthday. So now what??!?!?

I fucking 34yo.
No job.
No womenz.
No money.
No one to celebrate with.

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Posted: 8/27/2001 7:24:34 AM EDT

[#1]

HAPPY [bday] Wish I was as young. You are not alone. Just a negative blip in the normal lifespan. Only way to go is up!

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:29:21 AM EDT

[#2]

Hey, LT! Magandang kaarawan!

Hope it gets better. Zeny and her single room-mate say, "hello!"[;D]

Semper Fi!

Ken Little

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:31:32 AM EDT

[#3]

yeah, but.....

"You got us, babe......you got us, babe....."

[:D]

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:34:14 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Hey, LT! Magandang kaarawan!

Hope it gets better. Zeny and her single room-mate say, "hello!"[;D]

Semper Fi!

Ken Little

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Salamat kaibigan.

Single did you say!!!! She's not from TX is she? TX women don't like me for some reason.

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:35:14 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
yeah, but.....

"You got us, babe......you got us, babe....."

[:D]

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Isn't that supposed to be I got you babe. [;D]

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:38:51 AM EDT

[#6]

34yo, damn that's old fart catagory

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:39:14 AM EDT

[#7]

Sorry, LT: She's a lola from Tacloban on Leyte(Maybe a little old for you, but in your current situation...[:D]) Zeny is also from Leyte. Good luck, buddy!

Semper Fi!

Ken Little

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:41:15 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
34yo, damn that's old fart catagory

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Hey -

I resemble that remark.

34 is the best time of my life - so far. Past puberty, before incontinency.

What could be better???? [}:D]

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:44:42 AM EDT

[#9]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!....Don't feel bad, it can't be worse. [bday]

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:59:48 AM EDT

[#10]

[bday] Happy birthday bro! If you have your Health, and an AR don't feel too bad. You have a lot of friends here![beer]

Tyler

Posted: 8/27/2001 8:02:39 AM EDT

[#11]

"No one to celebrate with."

No,no,no. Not correct.

You have us, for what it is worth!

So[bday]

Posted: 8/27/2001 8:29:35 AM EDT

[#12]

Happy Birthday. Here's to the LORD TRADER! [beer]

Posted: 8/27/2001 8:43:09 AM EDT

[#13]

Happy B-Day bud!

I'll getcha a lapdance when we hook up in TX!

(Of course my birthday will be the a few days after I leave, so we'll need to celebrate together!)

]=)

Posted: 8/27/2001 8:55:09 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

I'll getcha a lapdance when we hook up in TX!

]=)

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Correction,

"I'll giveya a lapdance when we hook up in TX!"

Bahahahaahahahahahaha

Posted: 8/27/2001 10:14:56 AM EDT

[#15]

Well I sent you a T-Shirt (kinda early, but I least I tried)...can't be all bad...

Posted: 8/27/2001 10:24:07 AM EDT

[#16]

Happy Birthday lordtrader !

34 years old
No job
No women
No money
No one to celebrate with

Man that's terrible !

[bday]

Posted: 8/27/2001 10:30:24 AM EDT

[#17]

happy birthday lt!

i would kill to be 34, again! hang tough, brother...better times are ahead.

Posted: 8/27/2001 10:35:37 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Well I sent you a T-Shirt (kinda early, but I least I tried)...can't be all bad...

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You sure did, and I love my early B-Day present. Thank you!!!

Posted: 8/27/2001 10:41:03 AM EDT

[#19]

Happy B-Day to ya, LT. And many more, too.

Posted: 8/27/2001 10:56:35 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Well its my birthday. So now what??!?!?

I fucking 34yo.
No job.
No womenz.
No money.
No one to celebrate with.

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Woo hoo! You boosted my morale again!

Shit I completely forgot to make the rounds at the restaurants that give out free birthday meals.

Posted: 8/27/2001 12:26:56 PM EDT

[#21]

Tormorrow, I'll be 73. That means I will have had 73 birthdays, and I still haven't figured-out how to make one enjoyable. I hope #35 is better for you next year.

Posted: 8/27/2001 12:33:17 PM EDT

[#22]

Dude, at least you got out of the land of fruits and nuts.
Tx has to be better than Cali from a shooters standpoint.
Look to the bright side man, youre chances of scoring some hottie and having rodeo sex are alot better in a cowtown than Cali.

Chuck

Posted: 8/27/2001 2:12:20 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Well its my birthday. So now what??!?!?

I fucking 34yo.
No job.
No womenz.
No money.
No one to celebrate with.

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Wait a minute:

You live in Texas
You ain't married to some ol hag that will
take half of everything if you split
Nobody to tell you how to spend your time
No on to tell you you drink too much beer
No one telling you you spend too much
money on guns
You may not have a gal now, but if you do
it'll be easier to trade her in on a new
one

You see problems...I see opportunities. I'm not exactly PollyAna either. I'll be out of a job next week. There are lean times and fat times. This just happens to be one of the lean times.

Posted: 8/27/2001 2:21:16 PM EDT

[#24]

HAPPY BDAY LT!!

I hit 34 this month also.
I have a job
sometimes wish i didn't have a womanz
womanz takes all my money

damn this sucks.... lets go get tanked [beer]

mike

Posted: 8/27/2001 2:45:48 PM EDT

[#25]

OK here's the celebration planned for the night. I have pork chops thawing, gonna have it with some Stove Top stuffing. Already opened a bottle of chardonnay. Drinking it out of the bottle, its my B-Day dammit, I'll drink it anyway I want to. Now here's the kicker. AIN'T NO F-ING PORN RENTED IN F-ING PLANO. ITS A F-ING CLEAN COUNTY. Had to drive all the way to Garland a 1/2 hour away to find a video store that has porno in order to get one. I got the series 40 and 41 from here [url]www.realsexmagazine.com[/url]

So I think I am set for my birthday celebration. Oh and I got a Hostess cupcake so I can stick a candle on it and make a wish for desert. Ah hell I forgot to f-ing buy a candle. Guess I'll just eat the damn cupcake and skip the ceremonies.

Posted: 8/27/2001 3:06:59 PM EDT

[#26]

well atleast todays my [i]UN[/i]birthday

and no not united nations

Posted: 8/27/2001 3:18:47 PM EDT

[#27]

LT,

I am 373 days older than you bro! I will not mention when since it was also the b-day of you know who.....

take it easy and look at your situation as a blessing. as they say, "you can never appreciate what is sweet 'til you have tasted something bitter"

kpel308,

your wife waray or bisaya????

Posted: 8/27/2001 6:07:31 PM EDT

[#28]

Think of it this way LT. Things can only get better!

As long as have your health you have everything.

Happy BD dude.

Oh yeah. One other thing. Remember some day these will be the good ole days when you were young and free!

Posted: 8/27/2001 6:31:55 PM EDT

[#29]

happy birthday!
got about 6 months till my 34th.
crap i feel old.
[bday]

Posted: 8/27/2001 7:43:34 PM EDT

[#30]

HANGFIRE MODE "ON"

HEY LT - BEFORE YOU MOVED HERE, I TOLD YOU THAT WE WOULD LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, I OFFERED YOU THE FLOWER OF MY FRIENDSHIP, INVITED YOU TO GO SHOOTING, REALLY MADE A CONCERTED EFFORT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. HAVE YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL? A PHONE CALL? HELL NO - YOU TOTALLY REJECTED ME. NOW I READ THAT YOU ARE FEELING LIKE A DOWN AND OUT LOSER ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. STILL NO CONTACT FROM YOU, EVEN ON YOUR PITIFUL BITHDAY. WELL IMAGINE HOW I FEEL - BEING CAST AWAY BY YOU, THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. IF I DIDN'T HAVE RIFLES TO CLEAN, I WOULD CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE. IN SHORT - F U LT!!!!!

Happy Birthday!

[:D]