Make fun of the name Violet in this thread.

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Posted: 4/18/2006 8:01:54 PM EDT

My daughters name will be Violet and my wife and i annot find a flaw in this name. I cannot easily make a mockery of it or rhyme it with some disgusting word. Can anyone find a way to turn this name on its head and make me not like it? Two nicknames i have for her are already are : Ultraviolet and Violent Violet

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:02:52 PM EDT

[#1]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

Maybe other kids will say she is sad?

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:03:39 PM EDT

[#2]

Visexual
Viagra

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:03:47 PM EDT

[#3]

I like it

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:04:19 PM EDT

[#4]

Violent

Die Vi!

Princess Vi

Flower child

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:04:54 PM EDT

[#5]

I cannot wait to train her to kick the shit out of boys. Shooting and martial arts for this little girl.

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:06:58 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:09:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Doesn't Violet kinda rhyme with Toilet?

Seems like great potential for grade school teasing right there?

(I actually think it's a really cool name, btw)

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:10:41 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Doesn't Violet kinda rhyme with Toilet?
Seems like great potential for grade school teasing right there?

(I actually think it's a really cool name, btw)

Maybe that requires a Danish accent????

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:13:02 PM EDT

[#9]

roses are red.....
violets are blue....
insert ghey, mean, or other comment here
....and so are you

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:13:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Doesn't Violet kinda rhyme with Toilet?
Seems like great potential for grade school teasing right there?

(I actually think it's a really cool name, btw)

Maybe that requires a Danish accent????

If you do it with the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef, it REALLY works!!

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:13:45 PM EDT

[#11]

I knew a girl named Violet. She was a liberal and only bathed about once a week. She was also terrified of everything. I don't know how that is relevent though.

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:14:58 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
... only bathed about once a week. ...

What are you trying to say, exactly?

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:16:43 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I knew a girl named Violet. She was a liberal and only bathed about once a week. She was also terrified of everything. I don't know how that is relevent though.

Nah, probably just bad genetics or too much acid on her parents' part.

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:18:56 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
... only bathed about once a week. ...

What are you trying to say, exactly?

Now, I know you Euro types have a looser definition of hygeine, but in America, it is customary to bathe daily.

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:35:20 PM EDT

[#15]

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Your Dads Not Home
Why Don't We Screw

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:46:16 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
... only bathed about once a week. ...

What are you trying to say, exactly?

Now, I know you Euro types have a looser definition of hygeine, but in America, it is customary to bathe daily.

"Bathe"

That's that thing we do at Christmas, every year, right? With the water and soap and all?

Posted: 4/18/2006 8:55:35 PM EDT

[#17]

All said and done, it's what you get, when viol shits what viol et.

Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Posted: 4/18/2006 9:11:00 PM EDT

[#18]

ewwwww what's that smell? Vi-O-let a FART!

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