So I let the dog out and no sooner had I closed the door, then I heard the dog yelping and barking. I ran outside, expecting to see her facing off with the neighbor's dog.
Instead I found her barking at a large grey squirrel. She had the squirrel cornered against a tree. Now, normally, you'd expect to see the squirrel turn tail and run up the tree to escape.
BUT NO.
As the dog lunged in for a nip, the squirrel JUMPED ONTO HER, clamped around her snout. The dog began yelping in pain and spinning rapidly around in circles with the squirrel clinging to her collar as she spins, his hind legs flapping in the breeze.
Finally, the squirrel lets go, and tumbles to the ground, and the dog pounces on him, chews him a bit, and then runs to me, wagging her tail with pride.
I put her inside, and then went back outside and put three .22s in the still-flopping rodent.
Hope it didn't have rabies...The dog isn't bleeding anywhere. She goes to the vet this week, anyhow so we'll see.