Hair question. updated. Bad choice.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hair question. updated. Bad choice.

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:03:25 PM EDT

Didn't cut it all winter.

It's long enough so if I got some Dixie Peach pomade, I could have a great duck's ass and a 3 layer jelly roll.

Cut it short?

Break out the Dixie Peach?

Whadda you guys think. Anyone ever seen a white DA and jellyroll?

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:04:11 PM EDT

[#1]

mullet, and post pics

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:05:43 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
mullet, and post pics

+1

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:07:32 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
mullet, and post pics

+1

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:10:28 PM EDT

[#4]

+1.

Unanimous for mullet so far.

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:16:48 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
+1.

Unanimous for mullet so far.

I agree.

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:17:58 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
+1.

Unanimous for mullet so far.

I agree.

Mullet for the win.

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:21:30 PM EDT

[#7]

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:23:34 PM EDT

[#8]

WTH is a jelly roll?

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:31:13 PM EDT

[#9]

Join the Mullitia.

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:32:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy

), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:33:32 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
WTH is a jelly roll?

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:41:02 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
WTH is a jelly roll?

img.timeinc.net/cooking/images/2005/0503p38a_m.jpg

You see, I assumed that he wouldn't be putting baked goods in his hair. Therefore, I ruled out the possibility of it being the classical meaning of "jelly roll."

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:42:00 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
WTH is a jelly roll?

img.timeinc.net/cooking/images/2005/0503p38a_m.jpg

You see, I assumed that he wouldn't be putting baked goods in his hair. Therefore, I ruled out the possibility of it being the classical meaning of "jelly roll."

You never know, he does have a seeing eye cat.

Posted: 4/15/2006 12:42:00 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
WTH is a jelly roll?

img.timeinc.net/cooking/images/2005/0503p38a_m.jpg

You see, I assumed that he wouldn't be putting baked goods in his hair. Therefore, I ruled out the possibility of it being the classical meaning of "jelly roll."

I wouldnt put it past piccolo to put an actual jelly roll in his hair to raise a few eyebrows

Posted: 4/15/2006 1:13:02 PM EDT

[#15]

#2, sides and back, and a 1/2" on top. Perfect every time.

In the winter I go #3 sides and back, 3/4" on top...

Posted: 4/15/2006 1:17:50 PM EDT

[#16]

mull-ETTE! mull-ETTE! mull-ETTE!

Posted: 4/15/2006 1:22:31 PM EDT

[#17]

Grow it longer and give it to Locks of Love.

Two friends of mine do that every three or four years. When I retire, I'm going to do the same thing.

www.locksoflove.org/

________________________________________

Posted: 4/15/2006 1:36:40 PM EDT

[#18]

Go to a stylist and tell them to do whatever they want.

I didn't cut my hair for a little over a year. When my running season ended I had a huge afro. Went to the fanciest place in town and found the best person they had (which turned out to be a gay guy from Seattle, but he's cool) and told them to do what they want. He cut it kinda short but then gelled it all up...looked awesome. Been doing it ever since.

He loves my hair because it so thick and controlable

Posted: 4/15/2006 1:54:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Cant beat my routine for simplicity....one cut about every 5-6 weeks.....000 buzzer right down to the skin, all around. Walk in with a high and tight, walk out bald.....come back in a month and a 1/2....repeat.

hair is a liability and a pain in the ass. One more thing to deal with.
the less of it, the better

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:46:44 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!

Doing the DA/Jellyroll thing was a BIG mistake. I forgot that the only thing that gets Dixie Peach out of the hair is something like gasoline. This stuff is worse than cosmoline.

I am truly fucked. 45 minutes in the shower, 6 different kinds of shampoo hasn't done a thing. The stuff is still there to stay.

Now I'm stuck with a Joe '56 hair style until I can get this shit out.

Badness.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:49:19 AM EDT

[#21]

Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:49:45 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!

Doing the DA/Jellyroll thing was a BIG mistake. I forgot that the only thing that gets Dixie Peach out of the hair is something like gasoline. This stuff is worse than cosmoline.

I am truly fucked. 45 minutes in the shower, 6 different kinds of shampoo hasn't done a thing. The stuff is still there to stay.

Now I'm stuck with a Joe '56 hair style until I can get this shit out.

Badness.

Bust out the clippers and cut it right.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:51:02 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:51:40 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:Bust out the clippers and cut it right.

Gotta get this stuff out first. It's like having Elmer's Glue holding everything together.

I will post a moaning, wailing and gnashing of teeth thread tonight.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:52:23 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!

"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity: two weeks from everywhere!"

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:54:39 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:Bust out the clippers and cut it right.

Gotta get this stuff out first. It's like having Elmer's Glue holding everything together.

I will post a moaning, wailing and gnashing of teeth thread tonight.

get clippers, cut it off in one piece, sell it on Ebay as true Helmet Hair

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:55:00 AM EDT

[#27]

ibnt

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:06:05 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!

Doing the DA/Jellyroll thing was a BIG mistake. I forgot that the only thing that gets Dixie Peach out of the hair is something like gasoline. This stuff is worse than cosmoline.

I am truly fucked. 45 minutes in the shower, 6 different kinds of shampoo hasn't done a thing. The stuff is still there to stay.

Now I'm stuck with a Joe '56 hair style until I can get this shit out.

Badness.

Is there at least a picture?

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:09:34 AM EDT

[#29]

High and tight, the only way a mans hair should be. #0 on the sides, #3 on top, perfect. Reapeat every 3-4 weeks.

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:12:34 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Is there at least a picture?

+1 It's the right thing to do!

Posted: 4/17/2006 10:52:50 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
High and tight, the only way a mans hair should be.

You look at somebody like Marilyn Manson (even without makeup) or George W. Bush or even me (and no pictures) and tell me that they'd look good in a high and tight.

For hair, form over function unless you're in combat.

Low and Loose for me.