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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:29:55 PM EDT
[#1]
Well you're just missing out, huh? 
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:30:32 PM EDT
[#2]
I've known some dogs that could clear rooms.
My cat farted when he was a kitten. Not so much now. I still blame him though. |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:30:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Cat Fart |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:31:01 PM EDT
[#4]
while i was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, my dog was already in there chillin like a villin, i hear a booooooooooooooop , iml ike wtf!! i smell it 5 seconds later, i had to run out. those farts smell soo bad
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:31:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Yes, even my desert tortoise farts.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:33:19 PM EDT
[#6]
My beagle does sometimes. Usually you dont hear it, just smell it, but she rips a good one now and then (scares her when she hears it, starts looking around at her butt like WTF
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:33:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:33:57 PM EDT
[#8]
I've never heard a dog fart, but I've heard a pussy fart.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:34:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Ride a horse sometime.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:34:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Gizmo let's out the silent bombs.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:38:01 PM EDT
[#11]
my ferret farts... no lie!
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:39:30 PM EDT
[#12]
Cattle farts too, that is one of the sources of air pollution that enviromentals
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:39:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Never been near a farm or the back end of a cow I suppose....
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:39:59 PM EDT
[#14]
My ex-GFs one cat would fart when it ate certain things. I haven't noticed my cat fart. SHEISLEGENDs dog farts fairly often. It's pretty vile.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:40:11 PM EDT
[#15]
My english pointer drops ass like an old man. He'll wake up from a nap, stretch out and while stretching his back legs out, boooop. All the time....
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:40:19 PM EDT
[#16]
What are you doing to help the environment? |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:40:52 PM EDT
[#17]
When I had my dog (Akita) she would just let go every now and then and it was foul. the dog also had the same look on her face as many guys do when they let out a SBD fart, a combination of ahhh and heh heh gotcha.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:41:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Been hunting many times with retrievers and yes they can pass some wicked gas and are not shy about it.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:42:23 PM EDT
[#19]
my recently decease pug farted (quitely of course), but they were some of the foulest smelling farts ever.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:42:29 PM EDT
[#20]
+1 They make a good noise  -Foxxz |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:43:49 PM EDT
[#21]
Experienced that riding a horse-and-carriage ride in NYC, bad juju  (And no, you don't get a refund when that happens)
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:53:12 PM EDT
[#22]
We owned a kitten that had gas so smelly, we named him "Chemical Ali".
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Posted: 4/14/2006 1:56:09 PM EDT
[#23]
[joke]Like the time president Bush was on a state visit to England riding in a horse drawn cart with the Queen and the horse cut loose with a good one. The Queen immediately apologized to the president for such a ghastly breech in protocol. President Bush being the Texan that he is said "that's OK your heighness, I thought it was the horse."[/joke] |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:01:35 PM EDT
[#24]
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3005740.stm |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:04:32 PM EDT
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Bovine tooting is the major cause of green house gases. They fart, we die!
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:04:56 PM EDT
[#26]
My German shepard farts all the fucking time
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:10:54 PM EDT
[#27]
My mom had a shitzu and that little thing was a WMD.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:12:55 PM EDT
[#28]
The breed name should have been your first clue.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:17:20 PM EDT
[#29]
My GSD farts from time to time and also burps. He seems proud of the burps. |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:35:24 PM EDT
[#30]
Reminds me of when I was a kid and we kept cattle. They would get up in the morning and stretch out like a dog. They'd crack their vertebrae and fart like an accordian! Then the bulls would walk over to a heifer and sniff her ass while she peed!  Cows have a really weird sense of humor. |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:41:10 PM EDT
[#31]
I have a Golden that will fart and burp with the best of them...girlfriend is the same way.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:48:38 PM EDT
[#32]
I had a cat that could clear the room after it ate a couple slugs.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:49:09 PM EDT
[#33]
<ron white> I'm eating the cattle <ron white> |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:50:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:51:17 PM EDT
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I wonder why dog farts smell so overhwhelmingly bad. I've never had the pleasure of smelling one, but a friend said the same thing about his old dog when she was pregnant.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:51:36 PM EDT
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I eat the cow! *ron white* Damn beat to it. |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:55:04 PM EDT
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My dog farts like a drunken sailor
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:59:46 PM EDT
[#38]
I've heard my dog fart just ONCE. It was a really funny little toot that had me laughing for a while. No smell noticed, not that I tried.
CJ |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 2:59:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Eating a steak. That's one less cow to pollute the Earth!
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:02:25 PM EDT
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I find this funny that I clicked on my thread just as my dog let one rip.
He says hello. 
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:02:37 PM EDT
[#41]
does a bear shit in the woods?
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:04:30 PM EDT
[#42]
Take a long road trip with a dog and you will experience assaults to the nostrils you never imagined (don't ask how I know  )
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:07:39 PM EDT
[#43]
I have a cat that farts if you startle it. It's like owning a squid. I make it a point to scare the cat when it is sitting on my wife's lap.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:08:41 PM EDT
[#44]
Is the pope Catholic?
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:11:09 PM EDT
[#45]
horses do it, BAD
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:11:41 PM EDT
[#46]
eating cow |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:21:14 PM EDT
[#47]
I have a Jack Russell and if he drinks milk he lets some hilarious burps fly. He farts a lot too. Mostly squeakers when he jumps up or stretches. Some of his SBD's are vile, they smell like burnt skunk.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:22:49 PM EDT
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When I first started, I'd have to pull over and leave the car for a while, rolling all the windows down.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:22:54 PM EDT
[#49]
not only do they fart they usually stink really fucking bad
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:29:50 PM EDT
[#50]
Not only does my cat fart, he snores like an SOB.
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