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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Some new Chuck Norris facts

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:11:59 AM EDT

I don't care if you are tired of seeing them. You shouldn't have opened this thread.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:15:53 AM EDT

[#1]

Chuck can pop and then stop.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:15:57 AM EDT

[#2]

If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win......forever

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:17:51 AM EDT

[#3]

Chuck Norris puts the Homo in Homo sapien.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:19:01 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:20:14 AM EDT

[#5]

I don't care. Chuck Norris "facts" never get old.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:24:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:37:22 AM EDT

[#7]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:39:09 AM EDT

[#8]

chuck norris can believe it's not butter
chuck norris can eat just one

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:43:30 AM EDT

[#9]

Chuck Norris can be in , even AFTER the lock.

Posted: 4/14/2006 8:45:31 AM EDT

[#10]

Chuck Norris has his own cartoon.

Karate Comandoes

Was on cartoon Network this morning.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Some new Chuck Norris facts

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