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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:38:28 PM EDT
[#1]
You call that a fight? The Rock is only alive because Chuck Norris hasn't decided to kill him yet.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:40:42 PM EDT
[#2]
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:41:30 PM EDT
[#3]
The Rock is a WWF wrestler.
Chuck Norris is a former Karate athlete. Both are shitty actors. Though The Rock is slightly worse. Chuck Norris does roundhouse kicks. The Rock can raise each of his eyebrows independently of the other. I'd say it would be a draw. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:41:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Round House Kick. Nuff said.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:41:51 PM EDT
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Wow.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:43:09 PM EDT
[#6]
dwayne johnson
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:45:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:46:00 PM EDT
[#8]
+1 and remember kids when Chuck Norris jumps in a pond Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:52:59 PM EDT
[#9]
chuck norris would roundhouse kick the rock into a rock.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:57:19 PM EDT
[#10]
The Rock carries around some pootie pie or some damn thing.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris puts the "Smackdown" on Rock's candy ass. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:00:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:01:16 PM EDT
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Is this when they were both in their prime, or now, when chuck is like 50?
If now, the rock would. He's stronger, younger. Chuck probably has arthritis now. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:07:31 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris doesn't get arthritis. He just gets sore knuckles from punching in faces.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:33:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Chuck is a legit brown belt in brazilian jiu jitsu. It really wouldn't be that close of a fight.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:34:12 PM EDT
[#15]
HA! Chuck is at 87%
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:34:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:40:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Chuck Norris calls BS on you with a roundhouse kick to the sack.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:44:18 PM EDT
[#18]
The Rock needs to have his eyebrows shaved off so his career is ended. I hate him.
Don't even put him in the same league as Chuck Norris, please. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 8:51:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:09:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Chuck is 66 years old..Rock would crush his arthritic bones
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:18:03 PM EDT
[#21]
The only way that the rock would even have a chance is if somebody shaved chucks beard while he slept.
But...everybody knows that chuck doesnt sleep. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:33:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Chuck is a world reknowned martial artist, who has studied MA almost as long as the Rock has been alive.
The Rock played football and lifts weights. That doesn't mean jack shit. Chuck would not only kick the shit out of him, but would probably choke him out on the ground. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:35:31 PM EDT
[#23]
Dont forget that The Rock is a slack-jawed faggot. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:39:14 PM EDT
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All who oppose the Chuck will suffer the wrath of the mighty roundhouse kick.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:44:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Chuck Norris could kick both The Rock's ass and Vin Diesel's ass at the same time, while blindfolded.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:45:32 PM EDT
[#26]
and I can make double A zone hits on all three in less than 5 seconds |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:46:07 PM EDT
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fixed |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 10:10:25 PM EDT
[#28]
They are both actors. WGAF.
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Posted: 4/13/2006 10:14:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Chucky D
P.S. Ottawa sucks. |
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Posted: 4/13/2006 10:25:47 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity TWICE!!! Need I say more?
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Posted: 4/14/2006 3:53:50 PM EDT
[#31]
Back by Popular demand.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 4:08:57 PM EDT
[#32]
A BIG +1 
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Posted: 4/14/2006 6:55:49 PM EDT
[#33]
Draw, same with Norris vs the Gunny and Norris vs Nugent and Norris vs Bauer
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Posted: 4/14/2006 6:56:46 PM EDT
[#34]
Here is a better match-up -
Chuck Norris vs. Chesty Puller |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:01:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Voted for the Rock but only because Chuck is older than me, and the Rock is a BIG youngster. Twenty years ago Chuck would've kicked his butt. (Of course just about any adult can beat a 10 year old.)
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:05:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Roundhouse kicks are no match for The People's Elbow.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:17:30 PM EDT
[#37]
My vote goes for the girl that holds up the "round" sign. I surrender.
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:20:13 PM EDT
[#38]
Chuck would, hands down. Why? Because he would grab a Ruger Model 77 bolt action rifle with NO SIGHTS and NO SCOPE and would shoot the Rock's balls off. How do I know this? Because I saw him do it on an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger".
 They seriously need a technical firearms consultant on that show. |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:31:47 PM EDT
[#39]
Never, NEVER, underestimate the power of Chuck Norris when he has a bolt action rifle. NEVER! 
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:37:06 PM EDT
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The Rock.
Chuck plays patty cake |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 7:39:54 PM EDT
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I just got off the phone with Chuck.
He's not happy with all this who can kick who's back-side. He would like us to leave him out of these topics. He only wants to be in posts that praise him for being Chuck Norris. Now, carry on.  ___________________________________________________  |
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Posted: 4/14/2006 10:05:34 PM EDT
[#42]
I don't even understand how this is a question. Have you guys forgotten Steven Seagal?
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Posted: 4/15/2006 4:40:39 PM EDT
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Steven Seagal can't even hold up Chuck Norris's jock strap. btw, Seagal's stuff is hollyweird material. |
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Posted: 4/15/2006 4:41:42 PM EDT
[#44]
That fat piece of shit could not fight his way out of a crowded booth at Denny's. |
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Posted: 4/15/2006 4:52:28 PM EDT
[#45]
The Rock couldn't pack grandpa Chuck's lunch, not even in the same league. I doubt The Rock could last five minutes in a Toughman or Ultimate fighting arena.
 
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Posted: 4/15/2006 4:58:15 PM EDT
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THAT is the best animated gif in ARFCOM history |
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Posted: 4/15/2006 5:02:11 PM EDT
[#47]
Feh... SquatDog would eat both of them for breakfast then shit them out before lunch.
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Posted: 4/15/2006 5:08:17 PM EDT
[#48]
The Rock.
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Posted: 4/15/2006 5:09:14 PM EDT
[#49]
Butterbean would beat them both
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Posted: 4/15/2006 5:15:44 PM EDT
[#50]
this thread might cause Chuck Norris to prove the author wrong. and yes, Chuck Norris knows about this thread. He knows about all threads.Poor Rock. |
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