Which laws will you choose to ignore today?

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Posted: 4/11/2006 12:18:04 PM EDT

I figure what the hell. Ten- eleven million ignoring federal laws, openly flaunting it and nobody doing shit but weaseling like the political prostitutes they are. How in the shit a LEO can arrest someone for a speeding ticket or pot and keep a straight face when the whole damn legal structue of this once great country is being corrupted by Mexico is beyond me. I bet if you were to have a testosterone test done on our ball less wonders in DC results would indicate a severe yeast infection. I can see it now:

"License, registration, proof of insurance, please. Mr. Grady, you were driving fifty nine in a fifty five speed zone."

" ____ you Barney. Seven thousand damn mexicans just drove by with no license, no insurance, expired tags, and no documentation. Who's the problem here?"

" Step out of the car, please. Turn around and place you hands on the roof. "

" I hope my dog bites your ass before you shoot him"

In fact, I have more respect for prostitutes than our so called elected politicians. At least they are open about the fact they are going to screw you when they take your money.I swear, I'm going to start a concrete block political party. Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.

rk

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:19:20 PM EDT

[#1]

I choose to ignore the laws of physics.

ouch!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:19:52 PM EDT

[#2]

The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:20:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Public urintaion.

"Howdy neighbor!"

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:21:30 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

That sounds good to me.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:23:01 PM EDT

[#5]

NFA!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:24:30 PM EDT

[#6]

I think technically the Executive Branch has perpetrated a fraud on immigration control. At the least, congress is complicit.

If you could bring suit you'd have a good case, like if your contractor built an imaginary wall and charged you for it.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:25:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Laws of the strip club....

"Gonna touch some boobies!!!!!"

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:26:03 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I think technically the Executive Branch has perpetrated a fraud on immigration control. At the least, congress is complicit.

If you could bring suit you'd have a good case, like if your contractor built an imaginary wall and charged you for it.

I wonder if ARFCOM has the resources to collectively launch a suit based on this matter?

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:26:45 PM EDT

[#9]

I think I switched lanes within 500' of an intersection earlier today, which is a big no no here in KC.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:32:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I think I switched lanes within 500' of an intersection earlier today, which is a big no no here in KC.

500 feet? What if you're in a "dense" area with intersections less than 1000 feet apart? Are you stuck in your lane?

I'll probably ignore the speed limit, like every other day. I don't usually speed much, but I don't really go by the signs, I go by the road. I'm also finishing my basement without a building permit, which I'm probably supposed to have.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:34:03 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm going to get a clump of dirt and drop it on a designated wetland.

They'll put me in jail for 20 years but let the illegal aliens suck off the government teet and break whatever laws they want.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:34:31 PM EDT

[#12]

I respect the law as described by the boundaries of individual rights of those around me, beyond that the law is but the tyrants will nothing more than a system of violence and plunder.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:35:35 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

"License, registration, proof of insurance, please. Mr. Grady, you were driving fifty nine in a fifty five speed zone."

" Fuck you Barney. Seven thousand damn mexicans just drove by with no license, no insurance, expired tags, and no documentation. Who's the problem here?"

" Step out of the car, please. Turn around and place you hands on the roof. "

" I hope my dog bites your ass before you shoot him"

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:39:09 PM EDT

[#14]

IBN_... Never mind...

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:40:08 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm going to cross into Mexico illegally

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:40:15 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
IBN_... Never mind...

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:40:55 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

That is caliente!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:40:56 PM EDT

[#18]

Just the speed limit.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:41:28 PM EDT

[#19]

THe laws of ARFCOM. I'm going to post some Pr0n!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:45:09 PM EDT

[#20]

tag nice rant!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:46:30 PM EDT

[#21]

I will not come to a complete stop at a stop sign that I make a right turn on on my way home from work this evening!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:48:29 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I think I switched lanes within 500' of an intersection earlier today, which is a big no no here in KC.

500 feet? What if you're in a "dense" area with intersections less than 1000 feet apart? Are you stuck in your lane?

I'll probably ignore the speed limit, like every other day. I don't usually speed much, but I don't really go by the signs, I go by the road. I'm also finishing my basement without a building permit, which I'm probably supposed to have.

Huh? My traffic school instructor said you could change lanes IN an intersection here in AZ!

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:49:08 PM EDT

[#23]

if you really sit and think about it you can come up with all kinds of shit

i haven't left my home compound but for 15 minutes earlier today and i can think of 3 laws that i've already broken. fuck em, i've got to stay in practice somehow

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:51:14 PM EDT

[#24]

I fought the law, and the law won.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:54:28 PM EDT

[#25]

Mann Act

Posted: 4/11/2006 1:01:01 PM EDT

[#26]

I'm gonna water the garden on a day that's not allowed

Tomorrow I'll drive, and break a few more.

Posted: 4/11/2006 1:03:16 PM EDT

[#27]

I'm sure I violated local nuisance laws and the Clean Air Act when Montezuma's revenge hit today.

Posted: 4/11/2006 1:04:20 PM EDT

[#28]

As a matter of principle, I refuse to prepare an environmental impact statement every time I release methane into the atmosphere.

Screw the EPA.

ETA> beat to the punch again. Sixty-four seconds; I'm really slacking.

Posted: 4/11/2006 1:09:50 PM EDT

[#29]

I will never break a Law that I feel is just and Constitutional. Same as always.

Posted: 4/11/2006 1:16:05 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

Ok, but if you just bring a bottle of Tito's, TheRedGoat will let you have your way with him.

Well, that's what I heard.

TXL

Posted: 4/11/2006 1:54:01 PM EDT

[#31]

I am not now, nor have I been a law abiding citizen. I am however, a peaceable citizen. I respect the rights of others and I do not knowingly infringe upon them.

I regularly violate legislative enactments. I shall continue to do so.

Posted: 4/11/2006 3:40:33 PM EDT

[#32]

i am going to break whatever law i want to(since well over 12 million other people can do it and not have to answer for it), i mean hell , why not.

j/k, i will obey most laws.

now i think i am going to practice my 1st amendment right and step down in front of the beaner(mexican) house down the street and burn a mexican flag. then i might(still practicing my 1st amend. right) call them a few names and tell them to fuck off and go to hell(or at least back to mexico).

so, no lawbreaking here today for me, just using my rights

camaro

Posted: 4/11/2006 3:45:00 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Quoted:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

That sounds good to me.

Put your goat costume back, he was only joking!

Posted: 4/11/2006 4:18:25 PM EDT

[#34]

I just ripped the tags off every fuckin matteress in the house! DAMN, this feels good...what to do next?

Posted: 4/11/2006 4:22:26 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

That sounds good to me.

Put your goat costume back, he was only joking!

whoops

Posted: 4/11/2006 4:26:26 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
The laws of nature, I'm going to rape a goat...

+1

i was thinking animal rape and cannibalism myself... a twofer

Posted: 4/11/2006 4:26:37 PM EDT

[#37]

As every day, I will carry a gun against the law, drive 5 over the speed limit, skirting the law, probably something else

Posted: 4/11/2006 4:45:19 PM EDT

[#38]

Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.

Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:05:08 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.

Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought

Let me fuckin know, im hurtin for cash right now, but i damn sure will send one.
Let me know!!!!!!!! I AINT LYIN!!!!!!!!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:12:48 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm the Department of Pre-crime's public enemy number 1.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:18:22 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.

Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought

After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:19:27 PM EDT

[#42]

Speed limit.

Carrying in no go places.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:24:57 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.

Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought

After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!

Hey, I like this, the brick can "symbolize"(pc bs speak)the burden that illegals are on the USA

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:27:39 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Donate a 8" block and ship it to DC and you are in.

Do you realize how cool it would be if every person pissed off about this shit actually shipped a cinderblock to the capitol? just a thought

After some quick and sketchy research....it looks like it would cost around $10.00 to send
one brick via USPS. A cinderblock would be cool but expensive.

1000's of bricks showing up in the capitol mailroom would be fricken awesome!

[Arnold/terminator] Give me address there! [Arnold/Terminator]

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:29:58 PM EDT

[#45]

running with scissors

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:31:13 PM EDT

[#46]

I obey God's laws, the laws of man just don't cut it for me.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:34:11 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
I just ripped the tags off every fuckin matteress in the house! DAMN, this feels good...what to do next?