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Posted: 4/10/2006 3:52:58 PM EDT
So I'm staying in a fleabag Days Inn in Texas. The place is rife with dopers and crack whores.
A couple of days ago, I walked out of my room to get in my rig. Some lady a few doors down started asking me if I had been knocking on her door. As I walked out my door, I noticed a scumbag gangsta in the general area of her room. I told her it wasn't me and that I just saw some guy down that way. He had since disapeared. So today I get home and she is getting out of her car. She starts in about how she is still having scumbags knocking on her door at all hours of the day and night. She tells me that she prepaid for a month. I needed to make some phone calls so I excused myself and told her if she has any trouble just knock. In the past 2 1/2 hours...her door key wouldn't work....she wanted me to zip her purse...and she was just here asking me where she can buy some bras!! How the fuck would I know? I wouldn't hit this broad on a dare! I guess she either wants my fat ass to poonce her or she is just plumb looney!! Or both!!! I'm trying to WORK here...I don't need the constant interuptions! SHIT!  rant off |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 3:55:32 PM EDT
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just hit it already!!
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Posted: 4/10/2006 3:57:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Knock the bottom out of it and get it over with.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 3:59:37 PM EDT
[#3]
How does that thing go? SIIHPAPP?
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Posted: 4/10/2006 4:00:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:10:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Your being cased dude.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:17:06 PM EDT
[#6]
Change hotels.
Oh, yeah, I triple-dog-dare-you! |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:20:07 PM EDT
[#7]
Laquisha wants a new baby's daddy.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:21:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Tell her to get on her knees and gobble the cheese.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:24:28 PM EDT
[#9]
shes' looking for a raise |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:27:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Wrap it up...
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:37:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Ahhhh..........life on the road.......  I'm in a trashy residence inn in Durham, NC for a few months on an assignment. Durham is a trashy city..........LOTS of gangstas begging for a mercy killing. Amerika........what a kountry! |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:07:01 PM EDT
[#12]
Change hotels, and lock your rig...if they know which is yours and can distract you they might scavange your stuff
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:08:46 PM EDT
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Find a different place to live. Dopers and crack whores will find a way to f#@k you over.
Call in a air strike on your position as you are leaving. |
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