JOTD: Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - JOTD: Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation

Posted: 4/10/2006 5:06:15 AM EDT

Thanks to my good friend birdbarian for this one:

Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and
all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his
way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border," says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I > have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of
George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to
Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle."

Posted: 4/10/2006 5:41:21 AM EDT

[#1]

Ted's my home-boy. I want to be a fat, pathetic, alcoholic, homicidal frat-boy when I grow up.

ETA: The fat part is coming along nicely

Posted: 4/10/2006 5:48:49 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Ted's my home-boy. I want to be a fat, pathetic, alcoholic, homicidal frat-boy when I grow up.

ETA: The fat part is coming along nicely

'bout time you showed up. I needed someone to reply to YOUR joke.

Posted: 4/10/2006 6:29:11 AM EDT

[#3]

How long do you think the two of us can keep this thread alive w/o somebody else posting in it?

Posted: 4/10/2006 7:28:25 AM EDT

[#4]

A year.

Posted: 4/10/2006 7:30:49 AM EDT

[#5]

This long.

Posted: 4/10/2006 9:05:57 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
This long.

I knew we could incriminate at least one other person.

Posted: 4/10/2006 9:07:34 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 4/10/2006 10:34:47 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
This long.

I knew we could incriminate at least one other person.

Quoted:

Looks like we got another one.

Posted: 4/10/2006 11:39:26 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Doug,

I think he's your long lost son...

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Posted: 4/10/2006 11:46:47 AM EDT

[#10]

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Doug,

I think he's your long lost son...

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Shhhsshh. I told you never to call me that name, especially in public.

Besides, I think he IS me. He won't last long in UPT with 80+ posts a day on ARFcom. Looks like he may have a future in missles though.

Posted: 4/10/2006 12:45:16 PM EDT

[#11]

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Ooops, sorry ~~Doug~~,

Shhhsshh. I told you never to call me that name, especially in public.

Besides, I think he IS me. He won't last long in UPT with 80+ posts a day on ARFcom. Looks like he may have a future in missles though.

In South Dakota? I'll bet that'll be fun. Might at least get some trigger time eradicating prarie dogs.

Posted: 4/10/2006 12:50:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Hard to believe that Ted Kennedy was once a world-class swimmer...

/special thanks to my FIL for that one

Posted: 4/10/2006 12:58:39 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 4/10/2006 1:01:24 PM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 4/10/2006 1:07:41 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Doug,

I think he's your long lost son...

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Shhhsshh. I told you never to call me that name, especially in public.

Besides, I think he IS me. He won't last long in UPT with 80+ posts a day on ARFcom. Looks like he may have a future in missles though.

I was seriously wondering about that. Is AF pilot training really that easy these days? Every training program I have been in has been fairly intense, leaving time for only 5 posts per day at best.

good joke btw- sorry for the minor HJ.

Posted: 4/10/2006 1:08:26 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg

Holy crap, even his tits have tits...

Posted: 4/10/2006 6:15:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg

Holy crap, even his tits have tits...

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:44:28 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
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smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg

Holy crap, even his tits have tits...

Posted: 4/11/2006 11:49:42 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
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smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg

Holy crap, even his tits have tits...

I think it is sufficent to end on THAT note.

Posted: 4/11/2006 12:49:00 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

IBTL

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