My kids just showed me this for the first time.  Where do people come up with these things?  The commerical is a kick [until the baby eats Mr Hanky! ].

Patty

Patty - I expected so much more.
You have really never heard of Mr. Hanky?

HIIIIIIIIDEY HO!

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!

[POP!]

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

Quoted: Patty - I expected so much more. You have really never heard of Mr. Hanky?

No, I rarely watch TV or stay up after 10!  Where's your avatar?  

I think the creators may have done a drug or two in their time.

This stupid thing is the reason I missed about 5 years of good south park.  I wrongly assumed that most of their episodes had a drawling, high pitched voice piece of shit dancing around smearing things, or were this stupid.

Notice how they long ago took it out of the beginning introduction.  Just like killing kenny every episode, the mr. henky stuff is best left in the past.  Not one of south parks finer moments if you're able to see the true genius of the creators beyond the gratuitous locker room humor.

Quoted: I think the creators may have done a drug or two in their time.

Duh.

Quoted: This stupid thing is the reason I missed about 5 years of good south park.  I wrongly assumed that most of their episodes had a drawling, high pitched voice piece of shit dancing around smearing things, or were this stupid. Notice how they long ago took it out of the beginning introduction.  Just like killing kenny every episode, the mr. henky stuff is best left in the past.  Not one of south parks finer moments if you're able to see the true genius of the creators beyond the gratuitous locker room humor.

iirc, he's still in the introduction, but the introduction has been changed many times to add in new characters over the years.

Quoted: This stupid thing is the reason I missed about 5 years of good south park.  I wrongly assumed that most of their episodes had a drawling, high pitched voice piece of shit dancing around smearing things, or were this stupid. Notice how they long ago took it out of the beginning introduction.  Just like killing kenny every episode, the mr. henky stuff is best left in the past.  Not one of south parks finer moments if you're able to see the true genius of the creators beyond the gratuitous locker room humor.

Come on, that TV commercial where Mom takes the fish net to the toilet with the kids is pure humor.  Lighten up a bit.

You also need to watch the south park film festival episode where mr. hanky almost dies.

It includes the classic "chef's chocolate salty balls" and the original "gay cowboys eating pudding" reference that preceeded brokeback mountain by 5 years.

I probably should lighten up a bit, but I find thinly veiled scatalogical humor to be too disgusting to be funny.  I love south park, though, and think their stuff is usually sublime.
There's nothing inherently funny, though, about an animated, talking piece of shit.

Quoted: I probably should lighten up a bit, but I find thinly veiled scatalogical humor to be too disgusting to be funny.  I love south park, though, and think their stuff is usually sublime. There's nothing inherently funny, though, about an animated, talking piece of shit.

Well now I must say my maturity level must be a bit lower than yours as I thought it was pretty dang funny.  Not as funny as Uncle F^cker mind you but pretty dang funny.  Like I said above I don't watch much TV.

Quoted: You also need to watch the south park film festival episode where mr. hanky almost dies. It includes the classic "chef's chocolate salty balls" and the original "gay cowboys eating pudding" reference that preceeded brokeback mountain by 5 years.

That was a great episode, and the references to gay cowboy movies was stunningly prophetic.  If I remember, they implied that at the 'sundance' festival or its equivalent, that's all it took to make a truly artful movie... gay cowboys falling in love.  Once again, though, I found myself wincing through the supremely unfunny conversations with the animated, talking piece of feces.  Too bad they had throw that in there.