So I'm grocery shopping yesterday at the local Trader Joe's.  Going down the aisle with my cart, and around the corner comes this young lady, (nice looking), with (I shit you not...), a five and a half foot long Python wrapped around her, it's head laying on her shoulder.  At first I thought it had to be fake, but then I saw it move!  Damn!

So I stop and ask..."Is that a real snake?"

"Yep'"

"What kind is it?"

"A Burmese Python..."

"Wow,...nice snake"

Wish I had a camera.

I like shopping at Trader Joe's, it's very interesting.

Quoted: So I stop and ask..."Is that a real snake?" "Yep'"

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