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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:29:00 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, we agree on one thing - you are "troubled."
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:30:58 PM EDT
[#2]
I will go you one better, my friend:
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? The answer: Tuesday, because a vest has no sleeves. Kind of puts it all in perspective doesn't it? No, don't thank me. A job well done is its own reward. Jarhead out. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:33:10 PM EDT
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1) None. A woodchuck can't chuck wood for a reason.
2) 2 1/2 peppers. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:34:32 PM EDT
[#4]
I'll try
1. A Woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood, as alowed by the GCA '68. 2. It would depend on the size of the peppers and if you're talking US Peck or Imperial Peck. [i][b]"If you're not part of the Solution, you're part of the problem"[/i][/b] sgb[:D] |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:39:13 PM EDT
[#5]
No, sorry SGB, 2 1/2 peppers.
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:39:38 PM EDT
[#6]
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.
The world may never know. [:D] |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:40:14 PM EDT
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Woodchucks are way too busy dodging .223 bullets around here to chuck wood. Where do "pickled" peppers grow? Pickled peppers are processed , so the answer is none. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:41:12 PM EDT
[#8]
The correct answers are...
Banana's have no bones and You can't make ice cream out of chicken fat |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 2:35:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Hey garandman,I have just one thing to say to you. Thanks[:D]
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Posted: 8/17/2001 3:01:35 PM EDT
[#10]
1. I chuck bullets at woodchucks before they could chuck wood.
2. Peter Piper didn't pick any pickled peppers. He used child labor in some third-world country to get the job done. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 3:19:54 PM EDT
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1. Minimum wage.
2. One Peck ? 3. Call Dr. Joyce Brother's soon. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 4:07:51 PM EDT
[#12]
He would chuck a cord of conifer if he got a quarter for every cord of conifer he chucked.
SOBRIETY TEST Dont study it.....just try and say it fast. It really freaks people out once you can say it fast without screwing up. Im a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. Im the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 4:11:31 PM EDT
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Here is a chuck who wasn't up to the challange of chucking wood.........guess he got suicidal.
[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/011/AW/kc/Hd/pm90474.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 4:14:37 PM EDT
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The American Woodchuck can chuck many more than the rest of the woodchucks, he is bigger, stronger and has more money than all the other woodchucks.
The French Woodchuck will surrender all his wood to the German woodchucks. He cooks well, but that don't count. The British Woodchuck chucks a lot of wood, but he can't keep his teeth sharp because he can't get a dentist appointment.... The Austrailian Woodchuck has the best beer. Nuff said. The Canadian Woodchuck has the best beer. The Italian Woodchuck...wants to take over the transportation of all the wood. The Japanese Woodchuck cuts his wood too small and thinking that other woodchucks actually care that he can do that.... The Chinese woodchuck just mass produced wood with slave labor from Indonesia. The Korean woodchuck will buy its wood from America and then out-produce everyone, but then he'll spend all his cash on the American wood car. |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 4:16:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Here is a chuck who wasn't up to the challange of chucking wood.........guess he got suicidal. [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/011/AW/kc/Hd/pm90474.jpg[/img] NOOO! Chuckey don't do it!! [:O] Tyler |
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Posted: 8/17/2001 11:38:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Is that from "Cruel Shoes," GovtThug?
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