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Quoted: What the Hell are you guys talking about?
You DO know that all you have to do is sneak across our border and you can enjoy all the benefits of being a citizen without joining the military or doing any of the other bullshit.
"Non, je ne regrette rien." Probably Edith Piaf's best song.
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' That was probably my mistake when I applied for a 'Green Card' and was rejected…
I filled the forms in using English and joined up writing… should have bought a ticket to mexico…
ANdy
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Top ten reasons Andy was denied a green card
10) We are already over our quota of anti-American foreigners
9) pointing out flaws in our stealth program is not an essential skill under H1B visa program.
Scraping rust off ships, boiling meat, trolling arfcom are also in this category.
8) Ireland is not in any sense of the word, an ally to the United States. neither is Mexico but it is easier to swim the Rio Grand than the North Atlantic.
7) We let the Kennedy family in from Ireland, and you can see how that worked out.
6) Stating in your application , British authorities "Are always after me lucky charms" is not a valid reason for political asylum.
5) Applying in your RN uniform, you were mistaken for one of The Village People.
4) Let's face it, the Irish talk funny.
3) When asked to say one nice goddamn thing about the United States you choked, fell to the floor and had green foamy spittle flowing from your mouth.
2) The United States Navy. The greatest Navy on the face of the earth has control of the seas and skies and they will not let you enter their air or sea space.
1) Mike Chertoff, Director of Homeland Security is an active member here and he likes you even less than I do.( If that's possible.)