There once was a girl named Ann Heiser,
who said, no man could surprise her,
but a fellow named Pabst, put his Schlitz in her pants
and now she is sadder BUT WEISER!
ayy yi yi yii
your mother swims after troop ships
so sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltze me around by my willie
There once was a girl from Hoboken
who claimed her cherry was broken
by riding her bike
on a cobble stone pike
but it was really broken from poken
ayy yi yi yiiii
your sisters in love with a carrot
so sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my willie
there once was a man from Boston
who had a little red austin
he had room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost them
ayyy yi yi yiii
your father fills cream donuts
so sing me another verse worse than the other vers and
waltz me around by my willie