"Badonkadonk". Might as well shove a hot poker up my ass.
This word is the fault of us white people. You know why? Every time black people come up with their own words to separate themselves, we as a group start using them for ourselves to be cool. After a while, it's no longer cool for black people to say it (since we're using it non stop), so they have to start using something else. Then we steal that, too. After a while, those poor black folks have to start getting REAL creative. After years of this shit, we end up with "badonkadonk". Now Trace Atkins - a God damned country singer no less - is using it in a song. Damn you, Atkins! Now, they are going to have to come up with something even MORE ridiculous. As sure as I'm sitting here, some toothless white dude in Alabama is going to refer to his fat wife's ass as her "badonkadonk" and *I'M* going to have to once again stroll through Toledo having no fucking clue what any of the black people are saying after they abandon their lexicon.
If I ever figure out their new words (and there will be new ones, I promise you that), I'm never telling you, Mr Atkins. I'm going to keep quiet for the children.
God damn you, Trace Atkins. If I hear my Marine neighbor say "badonkadonk" 10 years from now, you're a dead man Trace Atkins.