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Posted: 8/16/2001 2:14:39 PM EDT

I'm getting ready to tell my low-life creep of a using boyfriend to kiss off. I've read some creative insults - ungrateful little rectal wart being one of them. I modified it to pus-infected rectal wart aka flaming boil on my a**. I'm not very creative and would like to have a few zingers to toss around. Any suggestions?

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:18:45 PM EDT

[#1]

[url]www.karmafarm.com/letter.html[/url]

Happy hunting

[i][b]"If you're not part of the Solution,
you're part of the problem"[/i][/b]

sgb

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:18:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Just call him a Democrat. Worst thing you could say to anyone.

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:20:57 PM EDT

[#3]

This is an old one but I like it anyway.
[b]The better half of you is a stain in your fathers underwear.[/b]
Have fun

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:23:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Sir!

Sorry, holdover from the 'Old Days'.

I second SGB's offering. LOTS of good stuff.

Have fun!

CB

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:43:19 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
This is an old one but I like it anyway.
[b]The better half of you is a stain in your fathers underwear.[/b]
Have fun

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Or to put it another way....."the best part of you ran down your mother`s chin".....unless, of course, you happen to like his mother.......just say..."you are a pimple on the asshole of progress.....dry up and go away"..........[smoke]

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:54:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Oye, Sheila! Does this mean you are available now?

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:55:01 PM EDT

[#7]

KnockItOff is a single woman!?!

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

KIO, watch out. Just remember we're not all out to get you.

Posted: 8/16/2001 2:56:25 PM EDT

[#8]

One of my favs... 'you are a classic example of why some animals in the wild eat their young' Try that!

Posted: 8/16/2001 3:12:00 PM EDT

[#9]

Oh boy, KIO is a woman. Imbroglio will be all over you know. You should've never said that.

"Would you marry me?" Always get me running for the door never to be seen again. At time I've left skid marks.

As far as insults: I would go with "I screwed your brother and I am now pregnant will you marry me?"

[:D]

Posted: 8/16/2001 3:24:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Thats a BIG BOOKMARK SGB![smoke]

Posted: 8/16/2001 3:41:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Come up with something that questions his sexuality, men really hate that.

Posted: 8/16/2001 3:45:21 PM EDT

[#12]

You all blow dead gorillas.

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:12:04 PM EDT

[#13]

I hesitate to presume here. Would you be flaming
from behind some sort of impenetrable safety shield? Yes, yes, I know "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
Good Luck.

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:21:17 PM EDT

[#14]

Pus-headed ass magnet
pathetic lowlife dreg
bucktoothed aborted fetus
needs to get filthy fucking drunk just to sleep in the same bed as himself.
quarter-wit inbred
shit like this gets pumped out like a stream of diarrhea from a bloated hobo's rancid ass.
flatlining cretin
geeky, pasty-faced loser
Inter-net jackass geeks
Some malformed lump of white trash
dildo-headed freakshows
pathetic slambag
puss-oozing jackbats
Pasty wad of white trash
you retarded gascraps
The Fuckstick Avenger
you goddamn slackjawed gutterfucks
looking at Inter-web mule porn.
Hooray! The winner is crowned in the "Who Wants to Be a Fucking Dork?" gameshow.
imitate being a heterosexual.
tries to recall how many YMCA's he's been kicked out of for hanging around the men's shower all day.

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:24:30 PM EDT

[#15]

You steal food from the cat’s dish, you slimy, pustule slobbering, armadillo ravishing, gene-spliced production of a eunuch's auto-erotic ingenuity.

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:29:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Your breath smells like a miscarriage.

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:31:31 PM EDT

[#17]

Hey... you are a [b]FEMALE[/b]!?
Cool! It's always nice to see another member of the opposite sex here at AR15.com. [:)]

Please be careful - if this dude has a few screws loose, he could be trouble. Best of luck to you.

Tyler

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:43:53 PM EDT

[#18]

KnockItOff,

As a newbie it is traditional to post a pic...
right guys.

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=43256[/url]

[i][b]"If you're not part of the Solution,
you're part of the problem"[/i][/b]

sgb

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:51:51 PM EDT

[#19]

I love it a woman actually asking for insults. [:D]

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:52:40 PM EDT

[#20]

KnockItOff,

Humorous insults don't get it. It you effectively want to piss him off have sex with me. That should do it!

Posted: 8/16/2001 4:55:02 PM EDT

[#21]

Just tell him your tired of faking it.

Posted: 8/16/2001 5:00:00 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Just tell him your tired of faking it.

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Hahaha!
ROFLMAO!

oops... I mean, that is pretty painful. [}:D]

Tyler

Posted: 8/16/2001 5:32:42 PM EDT

[#23]

How about "Your a poster child for birth control"

Posted: 8/16/2001 7:29:14 PM EDT

[#24]

If you cut an inch off your dick, you'd have a scar on your azz.

An oldie, but still one of my favs.[:D]

Posted: 8/16/2001 7:32:57 PM EDT

[#25]

If your Father would have known how you were going to turn out, he would have rolled over and shot you on the wall!!

Posted: 8/16/2001 7:40:24 PM EDT

[#26]

Why the need for insults? If you want to get rid of him, by all means get rid of him.

But what did he do that gives you such a need to be vindictive? And will it really make you feel any better?

Dumping the guy is going to piss him off. Will insulting him along with it maybe incite him to do something vengeful against you or your property? Think about it before you bring down artillery on your own position.

Posted: 8/16/2001 8:03:11 PM EDT

[#27]

Call him a pencil dick, and say it like you MEAN it!

Posted: 8/16/2001 8:10:48 PM EDT

[#28]

Tell him to go floss his teeth with
pubichair.

[moon]

Posted: 8/16/2001 8:30:02 PM EDT

[#29]

If I throw a stick will you go away?

Posted: 8/16/2001 8:45:30 PM EDT

[#30]

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod.

[:D]

Bulldog Out

Posted: 8/16/2001 8:53:21 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
But what did he do that gives you such a need to be vindictive? And will it really make you feel any better?

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That is a terribly long story and one that I'm sure that none of you would want to read about. To try to sum it up, though, he treats me poorly. He's a control freak - I can't communicate with any of my friends if he doesn't like them. I suppose it is a little weird that my closest friend is also my ex-boyfriend. If I didn't know about the times that he's slept with his ex-girlfriend since he's been with me, I would have been a little more interested in what he thought, but cheating on me made my respect for him diminish considerably.

I know that throwing insults at him will only piss him off, and where he's concerned, would probably result in a major ass-kickin' (my poor little bottom really can't withstand that kind of abuse). However, it does help me to be able to call him names behind his back. When I get angry, I don't scream and yell. Throwing things is usually very therapeutic, but I don't like to destroy my most valued possessions. Name calling is the next best way for me to relieve my pent up aggressions.

Thanks for all of the suggestions!!! If nothing else, my mood has at least improved. [;)]

Keep 'em coming!!!

Edited 'cause my stinkin' smilie didn't work - even though done correctly. I sometimes love computers - but at other times think they would be more valuable as extremely large, clunky paperweights.

Posted: 8/16/2001 8:54:54 PM EDT

[#32]

Howdy KIO, nice to see that the female of the species is interested in us here at AR-15.com. The others are right though, it's tradition to post a pic of yourself if you're new here. Sorry, didn't see that you posted again. If the rat bastard treats you poorly, then by all means, beat his mofo ass down. That or if you live near one of us here, have one of us beat his ass. I'm sure that someone here will be happy to help out a lady in distress.

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:01:41 PM EDT

[#33]

Alright, alright!!! A picture!!! I have already posted this, but guess I'm not worth noticing. I guess it could have been the bruises and missing teeth... [BD]

This pic is the only one that I have, and it's not of very good quality. I've also lost 30 pounds since it was taken.
[img]http://www24.brinkster.com/mynameisstoptha/judi%20&%20boogah1.jpg[/img]

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:04:28 PM EDT

[#34]

This file cannot be directly accessed from a remote site, but must be linked through the Brinkster Member's site.
[:(]

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:10:09 PM EDT

[#35]

Good sense of humor, we like that here. Also, your pic posting skills need improvement, cause both of your pics are [red]x's[/red]. Again, welcome to our happy community, and feel free to ask any questions you have.

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:11:46 PM EDT

[#36]

Ooohh... You mean ya'll can't see my pic? Alright! Ummm, I mean, awww... I'm so disappointed!! [V] I'm the kind of person that likes any picture - as long as I'm not in it. My sister always rolls her eyes at me when I say that. Gotta love family!

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:11:57 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
If the rat bastard treats you poorly, then by all means, beat his mofo ass down. That or if you live near one of us here, have one of us beat his ass. I'm sure that someone here will be happy to help out a lady in distress.

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AR15.com group ass kicking!

ROAD TRIP!

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:18:39 PM EDT

[#38]

ALL IN FAVOR OF OUR ROAD TRIP, SAY AYE AYE AND ALL THOSE AGAINST SAY NAY NAY. DON'T WORRY, NOT CRAZY, JUST BORED TO DEATH. YOU KNOW KIO, SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT BEAUTY IS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE. JUST A THOUGHT.

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:20:43 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Alright, alright!!! A picture!!! I have already posted this, but guess I'm not worth noticing. I guess it could have been the bruises and missing teeth... [BD]

This pic is the only one that I have, and it's not of very good quality. I've also lost 30 pounds since it was taken.

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[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/032/ba/ic/No/kS87741.jpg[/img]

sgb[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/FIREdevil.gif[/img] Sorry, the Devil made me do it[}:D]

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:26:23 PM EDT

[#40]

Now that is freakin hilarious. Not meaning anything towards you KIO, but SGB is just freakin hilarious.

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:31:19 PM EDT

[#41]

Awww, crap.

Now all the tough talking starts. Yeah, let's go "beat his ass down".

If I'm going to put knuckles to somebody, I'm going to have a clear reason and a solid understanding of why I'm doing it. I'm not going to risk a possible assault charge and loss of my gun rights on a whim.

Not saying the guy doesn't have it coming, just saying that I don't have enough invested in the situation to make that kind of judgement.

At least chivalry isn't dead. Now if this had been a guy starting the thread, no one would be suggesting beating his girlfriend down, would they? So all you keyboard commandos can put your peckers away.

Now, Knockers (if I may call you Knockers), please think about how stupid this guy may get if you really piss him off. If you own guns, and he knows what you have, just make a clean break and be done with it. It would be very easy for him to call the cops and say something like "I was just at my girlfriends house and she pulled a gun on me. It was a Bushmaster AR-15 assault rifle with a 30 round clip." Then you would be holding the shit end of the stick. Just be careful.

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:40:05 PM EDT

[#42]

Hi.

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:42:57 PM EDT

[#43]

HORNDOG ALERT!!! HORNDOG ALERT!!!

[sex]

Posted: 8/16/2001 9:50:02 PM EDT

[#44]

If I may, can I refer to the unwritten man's law?? NEVER EVER EVER Hit a Lady. All men know that, even if some dickheads don't listen to it and do it anyways, but that's just the way it is. I'm not tryin to start any "tough talk" as you call it, but I'm tryin to let KIO know that there are people that she can turn to if the f*cker goes postal. If a guy started this thread with the same problem, I guess I would've told him to end it and move on. But that's just the way it is. I don't ever like to see a guy hittin a lady, and if it ever happens around me, then the guy either gets an old fashion ass-whoopin, or he goes to jail one. Just for one moment, you see a guy 6'2" tall, 245 lbs. and he's with his ladyfriend, oh say 5'4" tall and maybe 110 lbs. and you see her raises her hand to punch him. How much damage will that do? Okay, he raises his hand to her to punch her. How bad is that gonna be?? He's gonna absolutely kill her, but I guarantee that she wouldn't leave a bruise on him. That's the kind of situation that I'm talkin about.

I do agree with you about the firearms thing. If he knows you have it, and he goes to the police, you better get them out, real quick like, cause he'll burn you a new rectal exam.

KnockItOut, if he does raise a hand to you, just call LEO, and press charges against him for assault and battery, and then get a restraining order after the charges are followed through. Just whatever you do, be careful.

Posted: 8/16/2001 10:01:50 PM EDT

[#45]

LMAO - Hi Imbroglio. Your reputation has preceeded you. :)

By the way, SGB - loved the pic, but I'm NOT that hairy!!

I have no guns [:(] but have a friend that has a few... Desert Eagle .50 included!! Think that would leave a mark?!

I do appreciate the offers to 'beat his ass.' If any of ya are bored and want to take on a 6' 4", 200 pound ex-marine, let me know!! [B)] Just teasing. I'm pretty opposed to physical violence, and certainly wouldn't ever want to be the reason for it.

-Knockers

Posted: 8/16/2001 10:11:31 PM EDT

[#46]

Knockers, if you want your picture posted just email it to me and I'll get it posted.

Glad you've got a sense of humor

[i][b]"If you're not part of the Solution,
you're part of the problem"[/i][/b]

s(thedevilmademedoit)gb[}:D]

OK, here is the real deal MS. KNOCKERS

[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/034/Yb/UC/sl/bH48763.jpg[/img]

Posted: 8/16/2001 10:46:44 PM EDT

[#47]

Thanks SGB!

Posted: 8/16/2001 11:51:58 PM EDT

[#48]

Concerning the road trip to kick abusive boyfriends ass please count me out. I would love to make it but unfortunately have already scheduled plans for that day.
Any chick that wanted to dump me in the past only had to say as much and I was gone.

Posted: 8/17/2001 12:01:29 AM EDT

[#49]

Your 6'4", 200 lb ex-Marine should know better.

Posted: 8/17/2001 5:00:31 AM EDT

[#50]

Maybe I can get some better pics of Knockers after she has gotten rid of the dead weight (retard boyfriend). What do you say Knockers? Wanna pose real nice with a couple of pre-ban ARs? Hmmmmm [;)]

Tyler

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