Quoted: email mythbusters and ask them to do a piece on this
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"Today on Mythbusters, we are going to kill two birds with one stone. To test whether or not sitting too close to the TV and Masturbation can affect eyesight we have concocted a test. This test will involve a 36" Sony Wega, a helmet welded in place 3 feet from the TV, and Vivid Video's entire collection, from Anal Angels 1 to Zany Butt Sluts 12. Jaime and Adam will each wear these contraptions, while being helped along with supplies from Kleenex, Astroglide, and Mountain Dew.
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"It's been 36 hours and time for our first eye exams.....and aside from some chaffing and tendonitis, there is nothing (physically) wrong with either of our Mythbusters.....Stay Tuned for next week's show when we see if Buster the crash dummy can survive a thermonuclear detonation!"