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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:15:29 PM EDT
[#1]
I work with the BATFE.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:15:50 PM EDT
[#2]
I cut off body parts.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:16:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Space shuttle door gunner.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:16:38 PM EDT
[#4]
I load bombs on the F-16s at Luke AFB.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:01 PM EDT
[#5]
I boss around goons.
Ring a bell as to my nick? |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Man Whore.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:16 PM EDT
[#7]
i'm an operating engineer......in a rock quarry.
jake 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:22 PM EDT
[#8]
i have 87 different jobs.
ETA: web application developer, database administrator, and the guy who moves heavy boxes at a marketing firm. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:37 PM EDT
[#9]
Breathe
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:17:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Adult daycare provider.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:18:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Assistant door gunner, Space Shuttle
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:20:54 PM EDT
[#12]
bouncer at a strip joint
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:21:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Beer tester.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:21:05 PM EDT
[#14]
One day Junior you will be lead. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:21:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Porn star.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:23:38 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm the Sultan of Oboppamowmow....yeah....that's the ticket.....yeah....and I teach Bill Gates how to make money, too....yeah......that's what I do.......I'm the Sultan of Oboppamowmow, I teach Bill Gates how to make money, and I catch lightning in a bottle.......yeah.....that's the ticket....that's what I do!
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:23:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Im the intern assistant to the assistant he feeds the belts to the gunner I just i load them I get nasty cramps |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:23:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Cavity and Obesity provider.
I run a few vending machines on the side. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:24:48 PM EDT
[#19]
I own this bar....
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:25:41 PM EDT
[#20]
Some day.. I hope and pray |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:25:52 PM EDT
[#21]
So,,, have you ever encountered purple cheese in one of your machines? 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:26:26 PM EDT
[#22]
No. Found some orange-greenish goo before... I don't ask, I don't tell. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:27:26 PM EDT
[#23]
cook / cater . Don't know how much longer.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:28:04 PM EDT
[#24]
SYSAdmin for ABCS + Instructor
FBCB2 MCS MC4  andlovinit!
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:28:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Phone Man.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:30:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Technical support Supervisor for a cable ISP.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:30:49 PM EDT
[#27]
full time underpaid phone monkey for TRICARE, part time Range Nazi..
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:32:13 PM EDT
[#28]
out of curiosity do you wear a throwing knife on your left wrist?. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:32:59 PM EDT
[#29]
Research assistant/info gatherer for a public health care provider (Indian hospital). Oh god I love, love, love my job. Everything about my job. Wonderful, kind people, outrageous over-the-top benefits, fantastic intelligent enlightened management, beautiful building, adequate wages, interesting meaningful work that helps people, limitless opportunity for advancement within the company.
I love my job, I've never been this happier than this in work life 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:33:45 PM EDT
[#30]
I kill people who ask dumb questions and put up polls.
In my spare time I sell electrical supplies. Sometimes I make meat helmets and enjoy taking luge lessons during the summer months. I try to get women to take up the career of prostitution and then I try to get prostitutes to leave that business and go back to the regular working world. In the process of screwing up their minds, I usually manage to get laid several times for free. I invented the inflatable chicken. I didn't make any money off of that one. Nobody wants to put his lips on a chicken's ass and blow no matter how funny an inflated chicken is, apparently. Maybe some day I'll invent something that gets the taste of chicken ass out of my mouth. I didn't invent the question mark but I did come up with a new practical application for the tilde. (~) But I can't tell you what it is yet. I once crashed a UFO and lived to tell about it. Here's a video of it. www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/ufo_crash.html I didn't get my UFO pilot's license as a result of that.  I have a fragment of JFK's skull. I named it George. It sits on my dresser between a .458 Lott cartridge and a used band-aid I once pulled off of Ernest Borgnine at a cocktail party we were both at in Las Vegas. Sometimes George talks to me in my dreams. It tells me about Marilyn Monroe's sexual preferences. They're quite bizarre, I assure you of that. I can never look at an umbrella or a rat trap in quite the same way that I used to. I make up outlandish stories and typically mix in one or two elements of truth. It's up to you to figure out which is which. CJ |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:34:28 PM EDT
[#31]
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:37:24 PM EDT
[#32]
nah....  I actually try to run a safe range and teach people gun safety... |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:37:54 PM EDT
[#33]
Professional Forester.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:38:14 PM EDT
[#34]
me too |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:40:51 PM EDT
[#35]
I ..uhh.. Shoot chickens out of canons to test Aircraft windshields..
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:43:35 PM EDT
[#36]
I drive a Big Brown Truck.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:43:38 PM EDT
[#37]
Been watching mythbusters too much? |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:45:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Larry the Cable Guy. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:47:05 PM EDT
[#39]
Rigor-mortis prevention engineer.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:48:21 PM EDT
[#40]
instigator
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:48:32 PM EDT
[#41]
 Get really dirty! |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:49:00 PM EDT
[#42]
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:50:52 PM EDT
[#43]
truly a hero to us all, for you are the BRINGER OF AMMO. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:55:28 PM EDT
[#44]
Signs.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 6:59:23 PM EDT
[#45]
You ever read on a condom package that they're pre tested? I'm the pre tester.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 7:00:46 PM EDT
[#46]
computer work and vending.
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Posted: 3/24/2006 7:00:56 PM EDT
[#47]
I always thought that was lube... 
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Posted: 3/24/2006 7:03:58 PM EDT
[#48]
Warm-weather months: I cane children in Singapore for the juvenile justice system.
Cold-weather months: I calibrate steamrollers. |
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Posted: 3/24/2006 7:10:15 PM EDT
[#49]
Work with Homeland Security
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Posted: 3/24/2006 7:11:23 PM EDT
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