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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:02:52 PM EDT
Mild tearing sensation near the tip.....
What say the ARFDOCS? No history of STD's. Been drinking a little less water while on vacation, drinking more now. ETA: I did um, receive some um, er you know, last night, from the GF, if that matters. Oral only.  |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:03:40 PM EDT
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Didn't the Nuns warn you about masterbation?
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:04:04 PM EDT
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Did you pick up any hookers on vacation?
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:06:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:07:05 PM EDT
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+1
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:10:16 PM EDT
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Could be a urinary track infection that you could pick up from a public restroom. Had this once and it hurt like a mofo, but nothing the good doctor and some antiboditics cannot kill. Unless you are banging whores its most likely this unless you have a STD.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:10:23 PM EDT
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This is my first stop for such matters, them webmd.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:13:07 PM EDT
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Sounds like the GF is an HO. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:14:17 PM EDT
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Put it on a stump and hit it with a hammer. Keep your fingers out of the way. It shouldn't bother you after you hit it.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:14:24 PM EDT
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We should've warned you about the hookers and blow!!!
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:14:51 PM EDT
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Possible yeast infection of the clitoris maybe?
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:15:53 PM EDT
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Oh shit this will be good.
And I'm leaving to go to a banquet tonight. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:16:51 PM EDT
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Nope, too soon. Where was your dick 5 to 10 days ago? |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:17:07 PM EDT
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You're drinking too, aren't you? Otherwise you would never have posted this here!
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:18:43 PM EDT
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My friend just had the exact same symptoms.
Two days later, dead. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:02 PM EDT
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A blowjob is the surest way to infect your urinary tract, especially if she got creative.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:29 PM EDT
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And I have a bridge that spans the Detroit River I could sell you real cheap. The incidence of a male getting a UTI from a fomite, is absolutely close to zero. AZ IM me. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:40 PM EDT
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Rub some salt on it.
Rub some Sea salt on it. eta How old are you? Your hardware could just be defective
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:19:57 PM EDT
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Ummm. Everywhere.  (with her)
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:22:28 PM EDT
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You got it from the toilet seat it reached up and grabbed your meat you got it from the toilet seat
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:23:38 PM EDT
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fucking cold! |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:24:28 PM EDT
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If you stuck it in her pooper then you might have caught an UTI. Thats more them plausible. For all the dumbasses that think a guy can get a UTI from a toilet are retarded. Its extemely rare.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:25:22 PM EDT
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Don't take a chance, have it removed.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:29:19 PM EDT
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Aputation by nuking it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:29:42 PM EDT
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If you fuck the toilet seat? |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:35:35 PM EDT
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AZ,
You opened this can of worms. You've been here long enough to know not to post this in the clear. You should have IM'd ARDOC. Damage done. Too late to call the bullet back now. BTW, I get this every now and then. It goes away after a few hours for me. I think it's just I don't drink enough water and haven't pissed in a while. I would ignore the advice to have it removed if I were you. Good luck with this. Sitting back with beer and chips to watch the show..... ETA, back in the early 80's, I got a yeast infection from my new girlfriend-soon to be wife while we were both in the Army. I went on a 2 week field exercise and all my buddies had me thinking it would fall off and the new GF/wife was a skank and gave me the black dick rot. That was a very long two weeks. Thank God for the Warrant officer Phys Assistant. He saved my ass from a lot of ribbing and pain. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:39:48 PM EDT
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Is nothing sacred?! Leave it to the medical profession to rain on the most cherished parade they can find. I'll never be able to watch Caught From Behind, Pt. XXVI the same way again! |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:40:23 PM EDT
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Swab it out vigorously w/ a .22 cal bore brush and some Breakfree.
Works every time. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:42:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:43:11 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Could be a urinary track infection that you could pick up from a public restroom. Had this once and it hurt like a mofo, but nothing the good doctor and some antiboditics cannot kill. Unless you are banging whores its most likely this unless you have a STD. I've heard its possible to get urinary track infection by not pissing after you cum. No idea if its true or not but the person who told me it told me thats what his doctor told him when he got it.... GL |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:44:26 PM EDT
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Hoppes #9, then Breakfree |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:45:24 PM EDT
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My son, then about 3-4 years old, once had an apparent allergic reaction to some bubble bath that he had gotten for Christmas. In his limited vocabulary, he cuold only say that he was "having a pee-pee emergency!" meaning that it hurt really badly when he had to whizz. He'd try to hold on as long as he could which made the problem worse.
We took him to the pediatrician who said that he had a definite inflammation of the membranes down that direction. We had to give him Tylenol for the pain and he just had to ride it out the next couple of days. Happened about 6-7 years ago and it sure as hell wasn't funny when it happened, but we still laugh about "having a pee-pee emergency." |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:59:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 2:59:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:04:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:07:44 PM EDT
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Guess you didn't get past the used part
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:09:05 PM EDT
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From "Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday"
Oliver Reed as Joe Knox: Joe Knox: Aren't you going to give me a pill? Doctor: You got it the old-fashioned way, we cure it the old-fashioned way - while the Doctor heats a metal rod...... |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:11:29 PM EDT
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It sounds like you've got the AIDS.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:14:49 PM EDT
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If you had, MMMMMMMMM ya know, and afterwards took a shower and washed your slick willie real well with soap you could irritate your, Ya know, "cartridge case" a bit where the bullet goes. It'll go away or it'll fall off.
I'm taking odds right now, paying off at a 3 to 1.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:15:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:20:24 PM EDT
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Happen to me. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:50:30 PM EDT
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Has your GF been faithful?
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:52:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:55:36 PM EDT
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No biggie..just post if it ever falls off!
Seriously...go see a physician. |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:56:19 PM EDT
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stop squeezing it so tight when you go.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:56:26 PM EDT
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We have one(surfers), it's called the Urethra Franklin. You smash your dick, somehow against the hard fiberglass surfboard. it feels like your peehole is smashed shut. Don't even try to piss, it feels like you plugged yourself up with a golf tee. Crippling, believe me.
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Posted: 3/23/2006 3:59:41 PM EDT
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Chronic vaginitis?
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Posted: 3/23/2006 4:08:11 PM EDT
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Who said anything about vaginas? 
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Posted: 3/23/2006 4:10:15 PM EDT
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Semen can be pretty "adhesive" when it dries. If you don't urinate after sex, semen can dry in the urethra, kind of "gluing" it shut. Then when you go urinate the next morning, it can "tear" the inside surface of the urethra causing the irritation you're experiencing. If you're not getting any abnormal discharge, ride it out for a few days and it'll likely go away on its' own.
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