I met a new member this morning.
His name is WebPolice, he says
he is from Florida.
Have you ever encountered someone
and you have the feeling that
you may have run into them before?
Meeting WebPolice triggered that
feeling in me.
He is the kind of person that
doesn't mince their words and
there is certainly no ambiguity
in what he says, he lays it out
plain and simple and I mean [b]SIMPLE![/b]
The following are couple of his more
profound statements:
Posted - 08/16/2001 :  08:10:05      



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IS IT NECESSARY TO MAKE ALL OF YOUR POST HEADLINES IN BOLD ALL CAPITALS?

IS THE END OF THE WORLD COMING OR ARE YOU JUST CRAVING ATTENTION AGAIN?


HELL0?

*YOU* ARE THE WEAKEST LINK

GOODBYE !

[blue][SIZE=5][B]IS IT NECESSARY TO MAKE ALL OF YOUR POST HEADLINES IN BOLD ALL CAPITALS?

IS THE END OF THE WORLD COMING OR ARE YOU JUST CRAVING ATTENTION AGAIN?


HELL0?


*YOU* ARE THE WEAKEST LINK

GOODBYE ! [/B][/SIZE=5][/blue]

Is it possible to quote a TV game show and be profound at the same time?

It's the little old lady from Pasadenaaaaa....

(Go granny go granny go granny go)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
(Go granny go granny go granny go)
But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
Then the little old lady from Pasadena
(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

If you see her on the street don't try to choose her
(Go granny go granny go granny go)
You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her
(Go granny go granny go granny go)
Well she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Then the little old lady from Pasadena
(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

Go granny go granny go granny go
Go granny go granny go granny go

The guys come to race her from miles around
But she'll give 'em a length and she'll shut 'em down

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Then the little  old lady from Pasadena
(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from pasadena

Go granny go granny go granny go
Go granny go granny go granny go

Catchy tune you have there SATCONG[smoke]