A guy recently picked a new primary care physician.  After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well for his age".

A little concerned about that comment, the guy couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," the guy replied. "I'm not doing either."

Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" the guy said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing  golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," the guy said.

The doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," the guy said. "I don't do any of those things."

The doctor looked at the guy and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"

nice!

87

I will let ya know in 25 yrs.

Hmmm *picks up Magic Ball*  Lets see *shakes it* Says ask again later

Heck no.  Let's see, I race motorcycles, and shoot Glocks.  I'm dead when one of 'em blows up.  MJD

haha, not bad!

Funny....and 'Oh, so true!'  I'll live till I die.

I hope I last a long long time, after I retire.  I want to get as much, Free money from my retirement as I can.  

I know I worked for it but it's better to get 25 -30 years of retirement payments than five.    HuH.  



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Quoted: Heck no.  Let's see, I race motorcycles, and shoot Glocks.  I'm dead when one of 'em blows up.  MJD

. My money is on the GLOCK.

I'm 41.


Damn........


DAMN......

80 will be here pretty quick.

Shit.

Thanks for fuckin up my day.




Funny joke though.

I have decided that I will not die I am going to just nasty away