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Posted: 3/22/2006 6:48:31 AM EDT
Was watching The Girls Next Door last night and it just hit me. How does an average guy get an invitation to one of those parties at the Playboy mansion? I would go in a heartbeat.
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Probably have to be a movie star/model or a business friend of Hefner's. Or be good friends with one of the aforementioned.
Or you could just crash it! |
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That's the rub, the AVERAGE guy doesn't get to go there, that's why the women are so hot. Everybody there is Rich and/or famous.
Get Rich and/or Famous and I'm sure you'll get an invite. An you bet your ass I'd go if I got the chance! |
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Probably have to be a movie star/model or a business friend of Hefner's. Or be good friends with one of the aforementioned. Or you could just crash it![/quote] Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Time to devise a plan. |
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So what are those Playboy Mansion parties? Just girls walking around barely dressed, like a free strip club?
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Lot's scantly clad women, some naked painted ladies, and just the party type atmosphere. Looks like lots of fun. |
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PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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No problem. |
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Hell, I think if I told my wife I got the chance to do that, she'd slap me if I didn't go. |
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My Mrs was all about going. She's the one who got me started watching that show. They have like one to two theme parties a month. Surely they could send me an invitation. I promise I will be good. |
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My wife watches that show sometimes, we've already discussed this exact issue, if we could go we would. I love my wife. |
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Hmmmm.......bozing it up with a bunch of scantily clad jigglers......
I guess I could go, if they really wanted me to. |
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Honestly, I wouldn't go.
I hate the hassle of traveling, so if I must travel, the destination better be worthwhile. Hanging out with a bunch of airheaded bimbos with breast implants hardly seems like something that's worth the hassle of airports, stupid TSA employees, cabs, etc. If I lived next door (i.e. walking distance), and was invited to some shindig at the Playboy mansion, I might head over just to see if I could snag some free food and ogle the chicks - but I can ogle chicks on the internet every day without having to get on an airplane. Yeah - I'm a fuddy-duddy. Get off my damn lawn! |
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Oh, boy! Communicable diseases! I can't wait!
I don't think my wife would want me to go anyway. |
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I think you're full of crap. Do you really expect me to believe that line of dribble? |
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They'd love you! Go over wearing nothing but your wooden shoes. You'd be the hit of the Playboy party! |
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All kinds of things happen at the Mansion that won't make it on TV. Hef's staff has full editorial control of what footage is allowed to be used.
-Troy |
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I really am completely serious. I'm not trying to act like some holier than thou saint or anything. It just isn't something I'd be really interested in. I also don't want to go to the Ferarri dealership and test drive their cars. I have never been to a strip club in my life, even though I could obviously go if I wanted to (there was one next door to my high school in Denmark, for crying out loud - and a porno theater a block away). |
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I would go, but I don't think I would get into the
hot tub in the infamous grotto. Can you imagine all of the love gravy floating in that water? YUCK! |
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Very true. I know a few folks that've been. I'll try to find the article I read years ago, following Dave Navarro to a party at the Mansion...getting blown by 3 chicks while shooting heroine. That's some rock debauchery, right there. |
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I don't know. Those people seem to be disconnected from reality and live in a different world. I don't know if I could stand to be around the people personally. Sure there are good looking women, but I don't know if I could stand the type of people there. I'm sure coke heads, heroine addicts, and bimbos willing to suck your dick at the drop of a hat saturate those parties. But are those really the kind of people you want to "hang" with? How many other dicks has she sucked and how many needles has she stuck in her body?
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"Beverly Hills.... That's where I want to be... !!!"
I saw a video from some band called Wheezer. They filmed it at the Mansion. The "normal people" were all dancing and having fun. The "Bunnies" all had this glossed over, dim look in their eyes, like they couldn't string five words together to form a sentence. Anyway, they were the bubble-gum-silicon-collegen-really-when-it comes-down-to-it-not-that-attractive types. But Yes, I would go |
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I really would have thought after going to those stuffy college professor parties something like a Playboy party would just be to good to pass up. |
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A person of my status would be allowed to go, not invited. Therefore, foolish pride requires that I don't go. Seriously, I wouldn't go.
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Probably a lot of felons there. Can you "shoot" your gun there?
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No. Tupperware and peroxide does not excite me. Not to mention the mere existence of Playboy stands in opposition to all I believe. Heffner doesn't believe in the "old ideas", you see.... |
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Depends.
Do I have to pay for the plane ticket to go there? Am I already in the area? I agree with Dk-Prof on this to an extent. If I was in the area, or my ticket was paid for, hell yes I would go. If not, eh, I'd have to do some thinking about it. |
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I'm getting too old and those women are getting too young. And I'm not some wealthy famous guy, so you can bet that as soon as I walked through the door, I would be universally ignored by every woman there.
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If I was still 20 something fit and in shape hell ya. But I'm to old and fat now. |
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