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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:51:06 PM EDT
[#1]
woah! that's kinda creepy
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:51:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:53:11 PM EDT
[#3]
$6500 buys alot of hookers and blow...
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:53:56 PM EDT
[#4]
It puts the lotion on its skin.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:54:10 PM EDT
[#5]
That guy is cool!
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:54:27 PM EDT
[#6]
That's as fucked up as a football bat....
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:57:09 PM EDT
[#7]
His Geocities site's been hammered. Try the YTMND page for a pic.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 12:59:42 PM EDT
[#8]
He scares me.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:01:14 PM EDT
[#9]
I suppose it can be scary to see what you will be like in 15 years.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:02:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:10:17 PM EDT
[#11]
How fucking hard is it to get a hooker????? a 5000$ piece of rubber? Sheesh!
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:27:55 PM EDT
[#12]
This is something I never, ever expected to see...
DAMN I LOVE THE INTERNET! |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:30:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Just when YOU think YOUR life is completely fucked up, there comes a guy like THAT and you've gotta think "Damn, I have NO problems"!
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:33:37 PM EDT
[#14]
RealDolls. www.realdoll.com
The guy wouldn't look that creepy if he dressed better and got his hair cut a lot shorter. Hell, if he did that, he might not NEED the RealDolls. He might be able to get some live action that he didn't have to pay for. CJ |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:41:20 PM EDT
[#15]
 How do you keep that thing clean?
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:42:53 PM EDT
[#16]
He doesn't hold a candle to Brian Peppers.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:43:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:43:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Cyanide...?
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:46:40 PM EDT
[#19]
He looks a bit like an aging rock star to me... |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:48:09 PM EDT
[#20]
I assume some type of drying device is inserted to prevent mold and mildew?
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:48:38 PM EDT
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Summer's Eve?? ETA: Reminds me of my cousin that was in the Navy in the 80's at Miramar. They would go to Tijiuana (sp?) for some fun. He told me hookers down there would take Pepsi (in a bottle), add some vinegar, shake it up and "clean up". Anyone else heard that one? |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:49:37 PM EDT
[#22]
RealDolls actually come with a cleaning kit.
They're available in two and three port versions and a tallywhacker in any of several sizes can be added to ANY of them.  CJ |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:51:03 PM EDT
[#23]
I don't even want to know why you know so much about them.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:55:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Somebody needs to contact him and send him this:
Dear Mr. Greasy Bastard: I noticed your website, and decided to help you get laid by something that has a pulse. Please immediately do the following: -Take a shower. With soap. Shampoo your hair. Twice. Use conditioner. Use deodorant. Do this every day. Brush your teeth. Twice a day. Cut your fingernails and toenails once a week. -Get your hair cut by a professional. You don't really have to get it much shorter (although I do recommend a short haircut with your face), just tell them to make it look better. -Keep a few pieces each of your current clothing. Everybody needs clothes to paint in, after all. Throw away the rest. Go to Lord & Taylor or Hecht's (we'll keep it cheaper for now) and splurge. Polos, suits, new jeans, belts, socks, shoes, underwear, sweaters, you need it all. Ask for advice from the sales associates. They'll be happy to help. Get at least 2 types of cologne, again with advice. Only wear clothes once between washes (suits and dress slacks are an exception, but don't wear them two days in a row). -Sell the realdolls. Get rid of them any way you can. I don't care what your initial investment was, you won't get it back. If you can't sell them, throw them away. Make sure you let the garbagemen know they're fake (you can call them mannequins rather than sex toys) to ensure no mixups with the police. -Get rid of any other sex items you have. Porno, lube, fleshlights or other wanking sleeves, throw it all away. Believe me, once you start getting tail, you won't need to go back. -Clean your place up. Throw out ANYTHING you haven't used in more than a year, vaccuum, sweep, mop, dust, de-scent, etc. Throw out any furniture that's broken. Throw out anything that's covered in a lot of dust. -Go to a bar. Get some play. Be happy with your new life. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:55:19 PM EDT
[#25]
+1. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:57:32 PM EDT
[#26]
I think tallywhacker is supposed to be hyphenated. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:58:18 PM EDT
[#27]
Ya turn 'em inside out and "shake the FUCK out of 'em" 
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Posted: 3/18/2006 1:59:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Agreed. 
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:01:04 PM EDT
[#29]
MOTHER OF GOD!!!!
WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE FIND THIS SICK PERVERTED CRAP, AND WHY DO YOU INSIST ON POSTING IT??? I cannot BELIEVE there is a company that makes...................sex dolls....................and that people actually BUY them. Sister christian on a biscuit, how unbelievably SICK can people get???? |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:06:02 PM EDT
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From the idiot's website:
" { I never wanted to have children} " Well gee whiz! Imagine that! I suppose I am looking at this the wrong way. I should, I suppose, be happy that this guy isn't reproducing, seeing as how his ideal woman is a lifeless hunk of plastic which he can............do.....stuff.........to............*SHIVER*.......any time he pleases. Those are not exactly charachter traits that make a good parent. I am at a loss here. For the life of me I cannot fathom: 1. That someone makes sex dolls 2. That someone would want to buy said sex dolls 3. That someone would want to pay 6,500 dollars for said sex dolls 4. That someone would ever admit to OWNING such a thing 5. That someone would actually post their picture and e-mail adress while ADMITTING to owning such a thing. I guess I am just old fashioned. I can't imagine EVER participating in anything like this. I would literally blow my brains out first. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:10:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Yeah, but he is paying for the convienence of non speaking, open 24/7, on-site nooky. Something to be said about that..... 
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:13:21 PM EDT
[#32]
News Flash: There is a multi-billion dollar sex toy industry in the U.S.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:19:14 PM EDT
[#33]
I remember Howard Stern talking about his RealDoll, It came with a brush like you would use on a baby bottle. In case it gets a little crusty. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:20:33 PM EDT
[#34]
And that is without a doubt one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:29:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:30:53 PM EDT
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I don't classify Dell laptops as sex toys, unless you are talking about a very special "laptop" that isn't in any of the product manuals they sent me.... |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:37:38 PM EDT
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video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3222929621151096027&q=mac+switch&time=5000
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:42:27 PM EDT
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He has his own fan-club with 98 members. WTF is this world coming to. He even named his plastic bitches, Ginger and Kelly.
Just great. GordonGriggs
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Posted: 3/18/2006 2:51:31 PM EDT
[#39]
He has a fan club?
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Posted: 3/18/2006 3:05:55 PM EDT
[#40]
For $6500 I want something that can also make me a sammich.
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Posted: 3/18/2006 3:11:48 PM EDT
[#41]
Can you imagine that? A group of loosers that look up to a guy like this??? Yet further proof that evolution isn't true. If it were, this would mean our species was devolving and would soon be extinct. |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 3:16:36 PM EDT
[#42]
Do they have any scratch and dent or used dolls that might cost a little less? Maybe a floor model?
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Posted: 3/18/2006 3:19:06 PM EDT
[#43]
Well, he's certainly not reproducing...
Which I guess is a bit of a step up from some worthless people in our society... But still... IT'S JUST SO DAMN GROSS!!!!!
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Posted: 3/18/2006 7:37:45 PM EDT
[#44]
Crusty, the doll or Howard Stern? |
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Posted: 3/18/2006 7:51:36 PM EDT
[#45]
Remember this dude?
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Posted: 3/18/2006 7:56:01 PM EDT
[#46]
Marty Feldman is the man! |
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Posted: 3/19/2006 1:30:10 AM EDT
[#47]
The whole situation (of this website) is a bit suspicious to me: a guy who couldn't deal with having real women aroud would seem to be very much a social introvert. And anyone like that would not be likely to make a website basically inviting the world to make fun of them.
-Or alternately, he could just not have a whole lot of marbles upstairs. ---- I read somewhere that most of the RealDolls had been sold in Japan. And what's even freakier than a "regular" RealDoll is one of the "anime"-style ones. There's a company that puts new heads on them, done in "anime" style. With big saucer-sized eyes, tiny nose, big mouth and everything. ~ |
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Posted: 3/19/2006 1:54:11 AM EDT
[#48]
What's wrong with that? Most sex toy customers are couples, a great number being married or in monogamous relationships. |
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Posted: 3/19/2006 2:02:14 AM EDT
[#49]
Pffft.
I've seen creepier.
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Posted: 3/19/2006 2:06:54 AM EDT
[#50]
Ya'll dont make fun of my picture ok! jeeeze we all got to get ours somehow
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