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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:22:55 AM EDT
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:25:03 AM EDT
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While the early bird may get the worm, it is the second mouse who gets that cheese.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:29:31 AM EDT
[#3]
don't eat
don't squat with your spurs on. never let a guy help you who wears a hat that says "shit happens" |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:31:01 AM EDT
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Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:36:59 AM EDT
[#5]
When eating jalapenos, wash your hands before you take a whizz.
 Can't never could, and won't never will |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:37:55 AM EDT
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He who farts in church sits in his own pew...
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:40:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:47:07 AM EDT
[#8]
"You cannot reason with an angry man."
GL |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:48:44 AM EDT
[#9]
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 10:53:22 AM EDT
[#10]
"A little patience goes a long way but too much patience goes absolutely nowhere!"
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:00:11 AM EDT
[#11]
Your temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:17:05 AM EDT
[#12]
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:22:52 AM EDT
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Aim towards the enemy.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend. Carpet bombing from B-52s (Arc Light) is very VERY accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. If the enemy is in range...so are you. A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you a very unpopular with what's left of your unit. It is generally inadvisible to bail out over an area that you have just bombed. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo. Tracers work both ways. Five second grenade fuses always last three seconds. If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush. No combat unit has ever passed inspection. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once. Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do. Never draw fire...it irritates the people around you. If you see the EOD guy running...do your best to stay up with him. |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:23:18 AM EDT
[#14]
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:30:42 AM EDT
[#15]
hard work pays off in the future,
but laziness pays off right now. |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:32:29 AM EDT
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The man who rides the fence has a sore crotch.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:40:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:43:30 AM EDT
[#18]
That light at the end of the tunnel might just be a train...
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:45:19 AM EDT
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From Ecclesiastes 10:2
A wise man's understanding turns him to his right: the fool's understanding turns him to his left. |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:15:53 PM EDT
[#21]
"You are not your hero."
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Posted: 3/15/2006 3:33:00 AM EDT
[#22]
Lifes to short to dance with UGLY women!
Or as my father told me. Son you have drank to much if you go to bed with a filthy woman and she wakes up with a clean nipple! |
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Posted: 3/15/2006 3:43:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/15/2006 11:55:11 AM EDT
[#24]
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together. MJD
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