Libertine - THE SUCKIEST MOVIE EVER?!! (forgive me, my rant-fu is weak.)

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Libertine - THE SUCKIEST MOVIE EVER?!! (forgive me, my rant-fu is weak.)

Posted: 3/13/2006 12:58:53 PM EDT

Wife and I sent the kids to be with their grandparents this weekend. So during a break in the action we thought we'd catch a movie. The night before we'd seen the trailer for Libertine on the TV. It was a new Johny Depp movie that looked in the trailer to be pirates of the Caribean set on land. BOY WERE WE WRONG. It was a quasi-pornographic, artsy, piece of stinking crap! Not a good enough story to make it a good movie not enough pornography to make it worthwhile for porn purposes. DO NOT go see this movie. I hope this stinking pile of vomit ends Johny Depp's career! It's tha only movie I've ever considered walking out on. The afternoon only got better after after the movie was over.

Kent

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:05:48 PM EDT

[#1]

Johnny Depp gets naked?!?!?!

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:10:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Johnny Depp gets naked?!?!?!

Fortunately, no. Lots of bewbies, a little crotch grabbing, and a few pulsating buttocks.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:12:13 PM EDT

[#3]

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Johnny Depp gets naked?!?!?!

Fortunately, no. Lots of bewbies, a little crotch grabbing, and a few pulsating buttocks.

So why did you think the movie sucked?

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:12:52 PM EDT

[#4]

Depps choices of films have been down the shitter lately. "Secret Window" had the most retarded ending EVA! the last movie i can recall liking that he was in, was Sleepy Hollow. the Pirates of the Carribean was good, some parts were funny, but i felt the sword fights dragged out WAY too long. IMO Pirates of the Carribean was just ok. Sleepy Hollow was badass though.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:16:26 PM EDT

[#5]

Two words for ya dude....

Johnny Depp

You see that in the future it means the movie's gonna suck.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:17:17 PM EDT

[#6]

I liked the part where the transvestite's penis ate the alien inn keeper's horse.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:28:55 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I liked the part where the transvestite's penis ate the alien inn keeper's horse.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:36:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Sleepy Hollow was badass though.

Thats because Christopher Walken was in it....pretty sad when you get upstaged by a guy without a head.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:41:03 PM EDT

[#9]

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Sleepy Hollow was badass though.

Thats because Christopher Walken was in it....pretty sad when you get upstaged by a guy without a head.

I thought it was because of Christina Ricci's cleavage.

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:43:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Sleepy Hollow was badass though.

Thats because Christopher Walken was in it....pretty sad when you get upstaged by a guy without a head.
I thought it was because of Christina Ricci's cleavage.

I must have missed that part.....

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:48:03 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Sleepy Hollow was badass though.

Thats because Christopher Walken was in it....pretty sad when you get upstaged by a guy without a head.
I thought it was because of Christina Ricci's cleavage.

I must have missed that part.....

You'd have to be gay to miss that!
Oh wait...

Posted: 3/13/2006 1:58:59 PM EDT

[#12]

Johnny Depp "aint" all that, and he is a yet another Hollywood retard.

Posted: 3/13/2006 2:04:38 PM EDT

[#13]

Is he playing the role of the Marquis De Sade in this movie, or is it something else?

Posted: 3/13/2006 7:58:39 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
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Sleepy Hollow was badass though.

Thats because Christopher Walken was in it....pretty sad when you get upstaged by a guy without a head.

ah ha stonerstudent! i made the comment, and you refined it! good work. yes, christopher walken is the shit.

IBGHMC
( in before gotta have more cowbell )

Posted: 3/13/2006 8:00:18 PM EDT

[#15]

Judging by the commercials, I have to ask why anyone would think it was worth seeing???

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Libertine - THE SUCKIEST MOVIE EVER?!! (forgive me, my rant-fu is weak.)

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