What if you could change something about the government in name only?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What if you could change something about the government in name only?

Posted: 3/13/2006 9:50:29 AM EDT

What if you could change something about the government in name only?

For example, you couldn't repeal the Gun Control Act but you could rename it the "Pointless Pain in the Ass Act."

Or you could rename a federal holiday, rename a federal agency, rename a street, rename a government building, or something like that.

Personally, I would change the Department of Defense back to the Department of War. It just sounds better.

Would you change anything?

Posted: 3/13/2006 9:54:11 AM EDT

[#1]

Lets see.

Change Matin Luther King Day to removed before even posted for COC violation.

National Firearms Act to "I made a poopy act".

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:17:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Change Welfare/Social Services to " Department For The Payment To People To Keep Them From Stealing"

IBTL

This won't end well.

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:21:00 AM EDT

[#3]

Change the BATFE to Bureau of Assholes Totally Fucking Everyone

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:22:19 AM EDT

[#4]

Foreign Aid would be become "Pay me back double within two years or we'll nuke your ass"

First Lady would become " Da Beotch"

Secretar of Defense would become "Dr. Doomsday"

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:51:12 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Foreign Aid would be become "Pay me back double within two years or we'll nuke your ass"

First Lady would become " Da Beotch"

Secretar of Defense would become "Dr. Doomsday"

Good ideas, all of them!

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:54:08 AM EDT

[#6]

social security would become "The largest legal pyramid scheme ever attempted"

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:55:25 AM EDT

[#7]

Nobody's renamed the BATFE yet?

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:58:12 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Nobody's renamed the BATFE yet?

It's the 3rd responce.

Posted: 3/13/2006 10:59:27 AM EDT

[#9]

President - The Man

Posted: 3/13/2006 6:41:51 PM EDT

[#10]

I would rename the Jusice Dept "The Ministry of Punishment."

Posted: 3/13/2006 6:47:28 PM EDT

[#11]

I would re-name the entire government from federal government to central government, since that is what it is now.

Posted: 3/13/2006 6:50:15 PM EDT

[#12]

I would change the word librale to asshole.

I can't spell libral it is to fuckin stupid.

Tag.

Posted: 3/13/2006 6:55:55 PM EDT

[#13]

I would change the Democrat party to the Party of Treason.

I would change gun control regulations to *NAME OF AUTHORS* violent criminal empowerment act.

I would change the UN to The Orginization To Empower Dictators and Enslave America.

I would rename the ACLU as the Anti Civil Liberties Union.

-K

Posted: 3/13/2006 6:58:32 PM EDT

[#14]

I would change the "Defense Department" back to the "War Department"
I would change the title of the "Defense Secretary" the the "Secretary of War"

As it should be.

Posted: 3/13/2006 7:01:45 PM EDT

[#15]

I would change Dog catcher to "animal control"

Wait a minute!

Posted: 3/13/2006 7:03:26 PM EDT

[#16]

Taxes would be called what they really are… Slavery.

“Democrats today called for an increase in slavery…” See how good it sounds?

Posted: 3/13/2006 7:11:52 PM EDT

[#17]

I'd strike the term "diversity" from the Department of Education's vernacular. Using the word in conjuction with "celebrate", ie "Celebrate Diversity" would be a capital fucking offense.

Posted: 3/13/2006 7:13:57 PM EDT

[#18]

Government would just flat out have to refer to themselves as "us damn liars"

Woody

Posted: 3/13/2006 7:17:07 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Government would just flat out have to refer to themselves as "us damn liars"

Woody

The goverment has never lied to me. Except that one time. With assault rifles causeing crime and that other time with weapons of mass fuck in iraqi and the time when they tried to cover up dick chaney shooting that guy in the face and the time when I was told that we didn't know about afganafuck.

Posted: 3/14/2006 5:39:56 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I would rename the Jusice Dept "The Ministry of Punishment."

HaHa. The MOP

Posted: 3/14/2006 5:41:01 AM EDT

[#21]

IRS: The Department of Anal Raping.

Posted: 3/14/2006 5:44:18 AM EDT

[#22]

Education = brainwashing for the purposes of liberalism

Taxation = stealing

Gun Control = Subjugation of the population

Representation = ignoring the public and doing whatever you want to

Posted: 3/14/2006 11:05:33 AM EDT

[#23]

How about president. We should change it to KING OF THE WORLD.

Posted: 3/14/2006 11:06:24 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
IRS: The Department of Anal Raping.

IRS= I'm Realy Stupid

Posted: 3/14/2006 11:56:48 AM EDT

[#25]

I would change the BATFE to- Bereau of Asshats, Turdfucks, and Fucktards Everywhere

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