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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:36:36 PM EDT
[#1]
Armory.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:36:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Id go with the guns.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:36:55 PM EDT
[#3]
Guns always will win!
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:38:07 PM EDT
[#4]
Hmmm. I think I'd go with the chick for the short term but then the guns for the long term.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:38:21 PM EDT
[#5]
I have yet to have sex with a super model, but I have fired at least 5 types of MGs.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:38:49 PM EDT
[#6]
I have already fucked a couple of incredibly hot girls, but I have never fired a full auto....
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Lindsay Lohan all the way!
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:40 PM EDT
[#8]
+1 BC |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:43 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd go with the guns over the sex-with-supermodel, and shopping spree over dating Alizee.
Guns are forever. Supermodels, musicians, actresses are not. |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:50 PM EDT
[#10]
First scenario, guns.
Second scenario, girl. |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:40:22 PM EDT
[#11]
Just remember,when your having sex,all you have to do is close your eyes and she can become whoever you want her to be
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:40:30 PM EDT
[#12]
How about a 30 minute romp while firing a 50 BMG!
"Watch out for the hot brass, hon. It may burn your ears a mite on the downstroke!" |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:41:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Truckload of C3, after that the chickies will come a runnin'.......
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:42:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Shit all I need is 2 minutes
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:42:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Class 3 toys to keep.
If i need cash sell one for a few thousand dollars, take the hot chick on a date and spend the whole night with her. I still have lots of class 3s, and I got hours rather than minutes with the girl. 
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:42:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Guns.
It will still be cheaper in the ling run. |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:43:54 PM EDT
[#17]
I only would last about 1 minute...Could I go to the range with the Class III stuff after
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:45:08 PM EDT
[#18]
OK, who's the fag?
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:45:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Good looking women are no better sex partners than homely ones. In fact, I've found that the homlier ones are usually the hottest sex partners. Really good looking women are too used to getting their own way and too used to having men falling all over trying to please them. They just don't get that excited about pleasing you and me. At least that's my experience from knowing several really good looking women, including a 7 year marriage to a girl that was homecoming queen, captain of the cheerleading squad, beauty contest winner, etc, etc.
Not trying to insult good looking women, just one mans experience. BTW, I voted for the truckload of class 3 toys. |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:49:30 PM EDT
[#20]
can it be whatever girl i want?
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:49:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Supermodel. Hands down.
I can go to vegas and rent MG's, or oregon, or knob creek, etc, etc, etc. But to be able to say that you got to bone the hell out of <insert supermodel name here> even if just for 30 minutes, well, that would be a whole hell of allot cooler then being able to say "Hey guys, I just got to shoot an mp-5 (or insert any other gunhere..minigun, ma duce, m-249, m-60 etc, etc, etc)." and then have everybody else go ho-hum, been there done that, yawn and go back to watching tv or beating off to a pic of a supermodel in an underware magazine. I'll take the supermodel thanks. BUT, if it were a free "shopping spree" where I got to keep all above said stuff or take above said supermodel as companion for life....weeeeeelllllll the opposite would have to be true. Its easier to feed guns then a supermodel. The guns are cheaper and don't bitch about everything you do, or expect you to take them out to $500 a plate dinners every night. Guns also don't get addicted to coke, become anorexic, ask you all the time "do these grips make me look fat?", and they don't care if you fondle another gun or ignore them in your gunsafe for months on end. Chris |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:51:02 PM EDT
[#22]
lets see Elle McPherson,,,,,I own all the others I want
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:53:32 PM EDT
[#23]
I don't need 30 minutes and I am old enough that in 30minutes I am not gonna tap it more than once, so I go with truckload of NFA
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:53:43 PM EDT
[#24]
Fixed it
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:53:49 PM EDT
[#25]
with a Truckload of Class III toys, i can buy me a super model..
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:55:26 PM EDT
[#26]
Then do so and report back here with pics. Prove it. Chris |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:57:12 PM EDT
[#27]
I was all over the dreamgirl there for a moment... until I saw the part where you get to take the C3 stuff home
 I can still have my dreamgirl anytime I want 
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:58:10 PM EDT
[#28]
All you suckers that picked the truck load of guns are stupid!!! How many do you think you can get in an 8" truck bed? 1 pistol? Maybe two!
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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:59:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Have you seen some of the chicks they call "super" models?? yaaack
Give me some class 3 stuff. 
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:02:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Class III stuff... No matter how hot she is - someone - somewhere is sick of her shit. And sooner or later you will be too.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:03:20 PM EDT
[#31]
30 minutes? Can I get a rebate for the other 29 minutes and still get the armory?
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:07:38 PM EDT
[#32]
The super models...
Been there done that. Can I bring the super models with me when I shoot? GM |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:07:58 PM EDT
[#33]
I'll take the day at the range.
I'd just end up putting the supermodel in a "furry" costume anyway. 
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:09:59 PM EDT
[#34]
I absolutely LOVE guns.......................but i LOVE pussy more.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:11:37 PM EDT
[#35]
8 inch truck bed? Are you thinking of one of those for door mini pickups with the little beds? When I see "Truckload of class III toys", the first thing that comes to mind is a Peterbuilt pulling a 52 foot trailer.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:13:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:15:09 PM EDT
[#37]
I'll take the vagina for 30, Alex.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:15:11 PM EDT
[#38]
depends,
can she make a good sammich? does she have to speak? |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:16:35 PM EDT
[#39]
I have fired machine guns before, and it is the most fun you can have with your pants on, and usualy with your pants off too.
Shopping spree all the way. Women come and go, guns are forever. edit for spelling |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:20:43 PM EDT
[#40]
I'm sorry, no vagina is worth more than a truck full of class 3 weapons.
And besides, who's to say you won't find a supermodel that just happens to be aroused by machine gun fire? |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:26:59 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm already married to a supermodel.
I'll take the truckload, please.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:30:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Chick for the 30 minutes over the armory. Shit, I could go three or four times in 30 minutes.
Guns for the long-term choice. Supermodels and other celebs are not "dating" material; they are fucking material. |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:31:52 PM EDT
[#43]
Oh, no question,shooting full auto guns all day would be better than 30 minutes of sex with a super model. In fact ,it's been so long it would probably be only 5 minutes so I'll go with the day at knob creek or something like it.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:32:27 PM EDT
[#44]
Class 3 toys and then with that I go and kidnap a super model. Any one wants to go stalking with me?
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:33:04 PM EDT
[#45]
My wife is up.
 I vote guns.  ______________________________  |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:34:02 PM EDT
[#46]
How about BOTH! Doing a chick while shooting full auto
Anyone who answered GUNS must be over 40 and no longer have a dick that works. Jesus guys! Guns are cool and all but there's nothing better than pie +1 on selling the truckload of calss three for hookers and blow |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:35:15 PM EDT
[#47]
You haven't seen how I can stack shit up! It might tip over if I hit a bump on the way home, but by God I'll empty the place and get it off-site!!! C3 puts out faster and hotter and cheaper and with less bullshit talkback gum-flapping whining everytime than any supermodel. FA FTW!!! |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:35:16 PM EDT
[#48]
I'm in! |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 3:37:15 PM EDT
[#49]
+2 I am having a difficult time deciding between Lindsay Lohan before snorted half of Columbia, or with Kristanna Loken (GIS) .
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Posted: 3/12/2006 4:27:42 PM EDT
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You guys are a bunch of noobs, the whole lot of you. I guess Im gonna have to school you on how its done. Watch and learn. The correct answer is, you take the supermodel for your girlfriend. Your puttin it to her right every night, dottin all the i's and crossing all the t's; she's gonna fall in love with you.
Phase 2. Your seen with her all around the world, now your a household name. Meanwhile your wearing that out, and partying like a rockstar every night. When things start to go south, you move onto the next step. Phase 3. Since you stuffed her in the pooper, you post pix's, and you sell the tape. There's a couple million right there, not counting the tell all book you write about it. So now you'r sittin on a cool 3 million, and your a household name. Now you can get a new hot chick every night. And you shoot class 3 all day every day. And you own the truckload of guns. You get 
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