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Posted: 3/9/2006 6:02:28 PM EDT


Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:03:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Brains


Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:03:38 PM EDT
[#2]
He has the Howard Stern look going on
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:03:50 PM EDT
[#3]
HOLY SHIT!

he's only like 45 isnt he?

DRUGS ARE BAD!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:06:12 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
HOLY SHIT!

he's only like 45 isnt he?

DRUGS ARE BAD!



He's gotta be quite a bit older than that. I'm 38 and their first album came out in 1978, I was 10 at the time.

ETA: In fact, he's 51.

DOB:  January 26 1955
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:06:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Looks like Valleri really used up that boy.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:06:32 PM EDT
[#6]
He had oral cancer  a few years ago also. Think they removed part of his tongue.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:06:36 PM EDT
[#7]
Wow!!! I remember him in Van Halen videos of the 1980's. Things have changed. Kids, don't do drugs!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:07:00 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Looks like Valleri really used up that boy.



Could it have been the chain smoking and heavy drinking instead of his ex wife???
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:07:35 PM EDT
[#9]
OMG..........guess that rock n roll lifestyle caught up to him......
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:07:58 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
HOLY SHIT!

he's only like 45 isnt he?

DRUGS ARE BAD!



51
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:08:03 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

He's gotta be a quite a bit older than that. I'm 38 and their first album came out in 1978, I was 10 at the time.



regardless, i know 80 year old guys who look a hell of a lot better than him.  this guy is a walking commercial for "just say NO!"
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:08:31 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
He has the Howard Stern Mickey Dolenz  look going on



Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:09:19 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:18:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Here's the Eddie Van Halen I remember.


A little research revieled he's had a hip replacement too. Wow, it's been a rough 51 years.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:19:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Holy shit! I thought that was photoshop at first.

I guess 40 years of smoking and drinking have a way of zombifying you..

Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:23:09 PM EDT
[#16]
THAT is one ugly lookin' woman witch....
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:23:33 PM EDT
[#17]
He had cancer you guys.  Lung cancer, I believe.  Plus, he is an alcoholic and smoker.  That all takes a toll.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:24:19 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
He had cancer you guys.  Lung cancer, I believe.  Plus, he is an alcoholic and smoker.  That all takes a toll.



He had oral cancer.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:26:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Well, whatever he had/has... he does look like hammered poo!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:26:28 PM EDT
[#20]
That dude needs a new tooth brush!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:30:04 PM EDT
[#21]
I keep telling the youngsters that cheap booze will age a man ahead of his time!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 6:45:57 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Brains







Eddie, where have all the good time gone ?....
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:12:53 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Looks like Valleri really used up that boy.



Could it have been the chain smoking and heavy drinking instead of his ex wife???



But he's still looking better then Keith Richards...who if I saw walking around in public would take a 5.56mm though the noodle.


Richards is proof that zombies are real.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:22:36 PM EDT
[#24]
Dead in less than six months, or he will pickle and never die. Wow he is nasty.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:23:52 PM EDT
[#25]
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug..."
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:25:32 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Wow!!! I remember him in Van Halen videos of the 1980's. Things have changed. Kids, don't do drugs!

+1
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 9:48:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Looks like he's been drinking the bong water.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 9:52:06 PM EDT
[#28]
Booze and cigs are bad... MMMMMMMKAAYYYY....
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:23:05 PM EDT
[#29]
looks like someone's alcoholic grandmother.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:27:27 PM EDT
[#30]
5150?

Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:37:54 PM EDT
[#31]



One 5.56mm coming up!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:42:12 PM EDT
[#32]
Old age is a bitch and she's coming for you all.

Don't drink.
Don't smoke.
Eat healthfully and not too much.
Get regular cardiovascular exercise.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:50:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Keith and Eddie still pull more tail than all of us combined.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 11:08:05 PM EDT
[#34]
That skanky chick is ugly and doesn't look anything like that guy that used to play some awesome guitar.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 11:30:48 PM EDT
[#35]






I'm sure he hadn't planned on living this long.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:05:58 AM EDT
[#36]
Wow
If i saw him on the street I would have no idea it was him!!  I wonder what val looks like these days???
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:08:58 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
www.thegoldenera.net/images/hats/Keith%20Richards.jpg


One 5.56mm coming up!







Who remembers the Stones performance at the Super Bowl this year?
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:11:03 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.thegoldenera.net/images/hats/Keith%20Richards.jpg


One 5.56mm coming up!







Who remembers the Stones performance at the Super Bowl this year?



I'm sure the Stones don't.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:12:08 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.thegoldenera.net/images/hats/Keith%20Richards.jpg


One 5.56mm coming up!







Who remembers the Stones performance at the Super Bowl this year?



 That was some awful stuff.

I have no idea why somone would pay to see those guys....

They're still the 2nd highest grossing touring band, right behind U2.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:13:21 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.thegoldenera.net/images/hats/Keith%20Richards.jpg


One 5.56mm coming up!







Who remembers the Stones performance at the Super Bowl this year?



I'm sure the Stones don't.





First liquid-spew of the morning.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 12:55:12 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
Old age is a bitch and she's coming for you all.

Don't drink.
Don't smoke.
Eat healthfully and not too much.
Get regular cardiovascular exercise.

...And yet you can still die of cancer. My best friend's father did all that, and throat cancer got him. He went from merely having difficulty swallowing, to dead, in about 6 weeks.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:23:18 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Keith and Eddie still pull more tail than all of us combined.



I don't want any "tail" that Keith and Eddie have had anything to do with.

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:34:00 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Keith and Eddie still pull more tail than all of us combined.



I don't want any "tail" that Keith and Eddie have had anything to do with.




When Keith eventually dies, I wanna creamate him and smoke his ashes.  I'd imagine that'd be one helluva buzz!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:37:25 AM EDT
[#45]



Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:39:32 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:






Sloth......love.........Eddie
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:04:48 AM EDT
[#47]
Wow, I almost thought that was Neil Young.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:04:54 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
Holy shit! I thought that was photoshop at first.

I guess 40 years of smoking and drinking have a way of zombifying you..




Nope- in reality, he's only 22. But cheap whiskey did him in. Just ask piccolo.

The good stuff keeps you young.....

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:18:36 AM EDT
[#49]
What a shame.  I'll do my best now to forget that picture and go turn on Van Halen I and remember him kicking every guitar player's ass.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:19:59 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Wow
If i saw him on the street I would have no idea it was him!!  I wonder what val looks like these days???




Valerie Bertinelli
1/21/2004
Sundance Film Festival



I'd hit it!
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