Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.  
> The house
> was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old  
> girl, to
> hold the light high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped  
> deliver
> the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.
>
> Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor  
> was
> born.  The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him  
> on his bottom.
> Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her  
> help and
> asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had  
> just
> witnessed.
>
> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
> first place. Smack him again."

good one

LOL!!!!!

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