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Posted: 3/6/2006 9:51:44 PM EDT
Strangest request from my 2 year old son... "Daddy, I want eggs"

"Eggs??? NOW?"

"Yes daddy... eggs"


So looks like I'm making breakfast... anyone else?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:52:40 PM EDT
[#1]
You can grab me a beer while your in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:52:43 PM EDT
[#2]
pie?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:53:20 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Strangest request from my 2 year old son... "Daddy, I want eggs"

"Eggs??? NOW?"

"Yes daddy... eggs"


So looks like I'm making breakfast... anyone else?



Id like a pig in a poke please!

what was it a frog in a chicken?  egg in a piece of toast?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:54:54 PM EDT
[#4]
pushover!  shoulda told him to get to bed and wait until morning
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:56:05 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
pie?



You, sir, are a fucking moron.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 9:59:26 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
pushover!  shoulda told him to get to bed and wait until morning



Yeah, I am a pushover ... He just hit this time in his life that he is really hungry... Hey I cant deny a kid food when he is truly hungry.

Must be ready to hit a growth spurt.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:03:42 PM EDT
[#7]
OK so when he asked me for eggs, the bride said make him one because he wont eat it all... Made it scrambled.

Kid ate it up like a vaccuum... asked for more...

... so I made him another one... scrambled... GONE in seconds


... He asks for MORE!!

... Last egg... scrambled it and GONE! he wants more...

I AM OUT OF EGGS.



What do you guys think? Growth Spurt on its way?
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:07:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Dammit, you just made me hungry for a fried egg sandwich.


*stomps off to the kitchen
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:08:58 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
OK so when he asked me for eggs, the bride said make him one because he wont eat it all... Made it scrambled.

Kid ate it up like a vaccuum... asked for more...

... so I made him another one... scrambled... GONE in seconds


... He asks for MORE!!

... Last egg... scrambled it and GONE! he wants more...

I AM OUT OF EGGS.



What do you guys think? Growth Spurt on its way?



yup, growth spurt incoming!  Get ready for some new shoes/clothes


seriously, you'rea hell of a dad, my parents would do stuff like that when i was young and at 24, I am more grateful for my parents than anything else on earth
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:09:29 PM EDT
[#10]
First, I would like some raw spiders to munch on as an appetizer -






Then I will have some spiders and noodles



Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:10:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Home fries, please...
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:12:11 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
OK so when he asked me for eggs, the bride said make him one because he wont eat it all... Made it scrambled.

Kid ate it up like a vaccuum... asked for more...

... so I made him another one... scrambled... GONE in seconds


... He asks for MORE!!

... Last egg... scrambled it and GONE! he wants more...

I AM OUT OF EGGS.



What do you guys think? Growth Spurt on its way?



You made eggs???????
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:22:59 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
First, I would like some raw spiders to munch on as an appetizer -

damylen.smugmug.com/photos/35550938-M.jpg




Then I will have some spiders and noodles

alum.mit.edu/ne/whatmatters/200107/images/scorpion.jpg




now that wasn't very nice at all
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:27:58 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
OK so when he asked me for eggs, the bride said make him one because he wont eat it all... Made it scrambled.

Kid ate it up like a vaccuum... asked for more...

... so I made him another one... scrambled... GONE in seconds


... He asks for MORE!!

... Last egg... scrambled it and GONE! he wants more...

I AM OUT OF EGGS.



What do you guys think? Growth Spurt on its way?



You made eggs???????



He cooked them, not laid them.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:28:25 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
First, I would like some raw spiders to munch on as an appetizer -

damylen.smugmug.com/photos/35550938-M.jpg




Then I will have some spiders and noodles

alum.mit.edu/ne/whatmatters/200107/images/scorpion.jpg




now that wasn't very nice at all




Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:32:29 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
pie?



You, sir, are a fucking moron.




I found my new favorite Arfcom member.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:33:45 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
OK so when he asked me for eggs, the bride said make him one because he wont eat it all... Made it scrambled.

Kid ate it up like a vaccuum... asked for more...

... so I made him another one... scrambled... GONE in seconds


... He asks for MORE!!

... Last egg... scrambled it and GONE! he wants more...

I AM OUT OF EGGS.



What do you guys think? Growth Spurt on its way?



You made eggs???????



He cooked them, not laid them.



... Yeah you couldnt smell them upstairs??
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:34:24 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
First, I would like some raw spiders to munch on as an appetizer -

damylen.smugmug.com/photos/35550938-M.jpg




Then I will have some spiders and noodles

alum.mit.edu/ne/whatmatters/200107/images/scorpion.jpg




OH thats just wrong man.... just wrong in SO many ways!!!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 10:36:45 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
First, I would like some raw spiders to munch on as an appetizer -

damylen.smugmug.com/photos/35550938-M.jpg




Then I will have some spiders and noodles

alum.mit.edu/ne/whatmatters/200107/images/scorpion.jpg




OH thats just wrong man.... just wrong in SO many ways!!!



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