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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:17:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:17:30 PM EDT
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Good mental image.
Thanks. 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:17:38 PM EDT
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 I am dying of laughter............................. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:18:20 PM EDT
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great thread title
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:30 PM EDT
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I get to look at porn every day at work. Part of my job is to watch everything the kids try to download over the network.
There is very little that shocks me. Gay midget amputees with barnyard animals? I've watched it. Av. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:34 PM EDT
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You mean......those aren't true stories?
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:43 PM EDT
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"not written by a woman" gee, ya think |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:43 PM EDT
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When I clicked on this, the thread immediately above this one was "A childhood dream -- REALIZED!"
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:21:10 PM EDT
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I guess that explains the "Spank me hard?"
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:23:12 PM EDT
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High school IT office guy? Do you know, in my school they've blocked Babelfish's and Google's abilities to translate other webpages, because students were using that to check out illicit websites. You can still translate text, but not a full webpage. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:24:50 PM EDT
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you didn't watch Oprah the other day, did you?
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:25:42 PM EDT
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I missed an opportunity to watch porn for a living. Movie Gallery was hiring an attorney to watch the stuff to check for child porn violations. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:25:48 PM EDT
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ah no, I watch Oprah about as often as porn. 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:28:39 PM EDT
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I watch porn pretty much every night at work.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:30:00 PM EDT
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Welcome to 40 something.
Porn sure has changed a lot over the years. NOT that I would watch that garbage! 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:30:26 PM EDT
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"You can imagine what happens next"
"He fixes the cable?" |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:36:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:41:45 PM EDT
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That's hilarious! But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn? Seems like something they could do at home, or with a girlfriend or wife, or even wacking off, but it seems like if they are vacation, on a hunting trip, and they have to watch porn there too, in a public living area, maybe they have a problem? Or maybe their wives won't let them watch it? Most porn is so badly written/acted it would be painful to sit there and watch it as placid entertainment, IMO. To each his own, I suppose. I haven't watch porn with buddies since my last college friend had his stag night and got married. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:46:32 PM EDT
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Um...... I think you really need to get out more.
The situation you've described is 'small potatos'!!!! Unless, of course, you are a... um... morally objecting to 'relations' of a carnal nature. The LORD GOD created sex - and we are to enjoy it!! Every day, Every way!!!!! 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:48:38 PM EDT
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Oh, the Pamela & Tommy Lee video - seen it 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:50:56 PM EDT
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Patty, that thar was some funny chit!
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:53:54 PM EDT
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Absolutely, but watching porn is a poor substitute for real sex, IMO. I prefer to be the one making the porn, so to speak. Not saying there is anything wrong with it if that's what does it for someone or that is all they can get. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:56:37 PM EDT
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I just had to investigate a porn post by Patty!
My confidence in Patty has been restored! |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:02:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:08:22 PM EDT
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Yeah I got that  look when I saw "watching porn at work" and saw Pattymcn.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:12:47 PM EDT
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Thank you for sharing a woman's perspective Patty.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:13:54 PM EDT
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 VVVVV |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:16:59 PM EDT
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Today at school a kid couldn't get to a site, because the Internet filtering blocked it.
It lists a reason, such as Pornographic, Video Games, etc. The one he tried to get to said "Extreme." |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:19:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:22:26 PM EDT
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"Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:23:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:25:10 PM EDT
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So enlighten us Patty, how WOULD a woman have wrote that one??????  GR |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:40:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:48:28 PM EDT
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1. Maybe the hunting trip was just "cover" for their circle jerk activities. They were all trying to figure out whose turn it was to be pivot man when Patty inturrupted and spoiled the moment. 2. Sounds like a good thing to do if there aren't any animals around at that moment that need shooting? 3. They forgot their hunting liscences? Beats me......  |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 6:49:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:20:24 PM EDT
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Humm....never thought about writing my own porn show but I would not have included any positions that involved an outie not an inie body part!  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They were waiting around for their guide. It was still fairly early morning. Patty |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:26:06 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:27:42 PM EDT
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80GB Hard drive, only 25GB left.... All of it is pr0n saved to my computer. Lately I havent been looking at it much though
I can watch porn now for hours without getting a boner *puts on flame suit*. I need to start my own website so I can make some $$$ . Sad when I can go to a website and know around how much money the owner makes a year  And playboy is considered the "classy" type of porn  . IMO too much fakeness in the girls.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:30:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:36:14 PM EDT
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I dunno Patty, I think it could have been written by a woman.
Once upon a slice of pie, I heard that phrase , and there was no mention of that subject prior to. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:31:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Years ago a co-worker asked me to copy a deer hunting tape so he could show his friends at his hunting cabin. I spliced in some "extra" scenes for his movie so that it had short clips of porn inserted every few minutes. He was the only one that knew about it when he played it for the guys hunting with him. He later told me that everyone wanted a copy. LOL It was a deer and dear hunting tape.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 9:16:13 PM EDT
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I wish i had the Playboy channel.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:12:41 AM EDT
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albeit a not very bright woman. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:15:20 AM EDT
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Maybe you should try looking at porn with women in it. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:47:07 AM EDT
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Too funny.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:53:23 AM EDT
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lol...that was indeed funny Patty!
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:58:12 AM EDT
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Who doesn't watch porn at work?
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:00:02 AM EDT
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So you were watching that ARFCOM Holy Grail.... the pie 'n' pooper pic?
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:09:31 AM EDT
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Kharn |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:15:34 AM EDT
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I have a 100GB external on the way to you as we speak. I'll pay shipping both ways!! 
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