late night joke....."the arab gardner"

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - late night joke....."the arab gardner"

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:33:03 AM EDT

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:34:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Dont know if I should laugh or yell ibtl.... Hmmmmmm

Was kinda funny though.

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:36:15 AM EDT

[#2]

Thats funny

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:36:48 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Dont know if I should laugh or yell ibtl.... Hmmmmmm

Was kinda funny though.

really should i delete it?? i got it off of ebauamsworld.com

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:38:03 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Dont know if I should laugh or yell ibtl.... Hmmmmmm

Was kinda funny though.

really should i delete it?? i got it off of ebauamsworld.com

I dont want you to..... But who knows anymore around here.

OK, it was funny.

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:40:02 AM EDT

[#5]

I dont think it should be deleted.

Posted: 2/28/2006 12:40:04 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2006 12:43:42 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2006 1:02:05 AM EDT

[#8]

Something similar actually happened in England some time ago.

Wife disappeared, the police thought that the husband was suspicious because the neighbours saw him digging in the garden.
The police came and dug up the whole garden but found nothing.

It turned out that the wife was fed up and decided to take a short holiday from everything.

The standing joke was 'If you want your garden dug, get your wife to take a holiday'

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:06:23 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/28/2006 1:07:37 AM EDT

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Quoted:

thats too bad, you need to get a sense of humor

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:09:50 AM EDT

[#11]

Made me >>>

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:13:26 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:15:43 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:

thats too bad, you need to get a sense of humor

You know...

Maybe I just didn't get it.

Let me open another beer and try again.

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:16:10 AM EDT

[#14]

IBTL!

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In Before The LAUGHS .........

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:36:09 AM EDT

[#15]

I like it.

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:39:36 AM EDT

[#16]

Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:41:17 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:43:57 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.

lol that is funny

Posted: 2/28/2006 1:44:51 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.

+1

Posted: 2/28/2006 2:54:50 AM EDT

[#20]

What do Hockey players and Muslim womenz have in common?

--They both go three periods between showers.

Posted: 2/28/2006 3:20:33 AM EDT

[#21]

try the veal

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