I wonder what's in them there Technicolor pills?

If I were her, i'd opt for some DIET pills, too.

We've nothing to fear, then, as Rosie hasn't had an original idea in years.

Now, her MOUTH might be considered a dangerous weapon...

Hey, the article almost goes as far as Rosie admitting that she is wrong about gun control and that she took it way too far. Brothers, we are making ground in our fight. Lets keep fighting!


"She said her emotional state was at its worst in her infamous television interview with Tom Selleck two years ago, when she blasted him for appearing in an ad for the National Rifle Association. Soon it was she who was being accused of hypocrisy. Her local paper reported that her son's bodyguard had applied for a gun permit. At the time she defended herself by saying that she sometimes has security people who carry guns, and that they should be regulated, not banned."

" The Columbine High School massacre was what pushed her over the edge, O'Donnell said. She became obsessed with the idea that there was danger everywhere, and that no one was safe. "

"She would wake up in the middle of the night four or five times, gripped by fear. It got to the point that she considered leaving her talk show and checking into a hospital. "

Dammit, we were so close!