Enjoy.  Life on the road is communicating on record ......

I'm H...She's L.

Hkosteck: I commented on how you liked the wood look on your shotgun..."Chicks"...   On AR15.com.
LKOSTECK: lol
Hkosteck: You
Hkosteck: 're not tactical
Hkosteck: but you're ok.
LKOSTECK: LOL  
Hkosteck: Plus, you have big boobs.
LKOSTECK: lol .. always a plus ... but they aren't terribly "tactical"  
Hkosteck: I'm thinking we could put cammo netting on them.
LKOSTECK: LOL!
LKOSTECK: camo body paint?  
Hkosteck: You know....In case of airborne observation.
LKOSTECK: LOL  
Hkosteck: Onb yes....Yes...Paint.
Hkosteck: Body paint.
Hkosteck: mmm.
LKOSTECK: might have to get you to help me apply it properly  
LKOSTECK: and then help me wash it off later  
Hkosteck: Oh baby
LKOSTECK: thas me  
Hkosteck: We can't have you being un-tactical.
LKOSTECK: lol  
Hkosteck: I think that should be a fashion term.
Hkosteck: Oh~!  :-\
LKOSTECK: only in the right circles  
Hkosteck: You are SO obvious in a desert environment!
LKOSTECK: lol  
Hkosteck: I mean....DUH!
Hkosteck: Thosae rock-flecks are, soooooooooooo passe'
LKOSTECK: the only place I'm not "obvious" is at the grocerystore...lol  
LKOSTECK: LOL!!!!
Hkosteck: The....."Tactical" grocery store?
LKOSTECK: Tactical requires blending into the scenery... so yeah... guess I'm "Grocery Store/ Sub-urban Tactical"  
Hkosteck: Hmmmmmmmm....
Hkosteck: I guess the best choice is to go on about the way you origionally tactifiyed yourslef.
Hkosteck: Kitty cat pjs might be the best choice
Hkosteck: I mean...to be tactical in your environment.
Hkosteck: "Tactical" Kitty cat PJs.
LKOSTECK: LMAO
LKOSTECK: what.. my duckies aren't good enough?  
Hkosteck: Well, you can use my knee pads if you need to.
LKOSTECK: lol  
Hkosteck: Duckies aren't tactical.
LKOSTECK: and kitty cats are... ok...lol  
LKOSTECK: learn somethin new everyday...lol  
Hkosteck: Kitty cats if they are sneaky.
LKOSTECK: yeah.. guess you have a point there...  
LKOSTECK: lol  
Hkosteck: Kitties are uber-tactical.
Hkosteck: As long as they can breach doors......Obviously ours aren't THAT tactical.
LKOSTECK: LOL
LKOSTECK: but they can infiltrate through screens when properly motivated  
Hkosteck: They don't have explosives knowledge.
LKOSTECK: nope... gotta have penguins for that  
LKOSTECK: but they don't blend very well.. plusses and minuses  

Wow, just wow.

Got any pics of Ms Goon to share in team?

Heh sounds like the conversations me and my GF have.

Quoted: Wow, just wow. Got any pics of Ms Goon to share in team?

I've actually posted about a bazzillion of her over time

Mrs Goon rocks.

lol that's funny ... lol.. lol.. lolololololololololololololol

Quoted:

What?
ETA:  Anything you'd like to share past the emoticon, let me know.

Quoted: lol that's funny ... lol.. lol.. lolololololololololololololol

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Shes uber cool and totally awsome.You are lucky to have a woman that can talk tactical But she needs an new acronym.

Quoted: Quoted: lol that's funny ... lol.. lol.. lolololololololololololololol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol llo llloooolll oooolll  oolollollo o l Shes uber cool and totally awsome.You are lucky to have a woman that can talk tactical But she needs an new acronym.

She's the mistress of grocery store tatics.

Don't try to get to the OJ specials before she does.

Just a freindly warning.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: lol that's funny ... lol.. lol.. lolololololololololololololol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol llo llloooolll oooolll  oolollollo o l Shes uber cool and totally awsome.You are lucky to have a woman that can talk tactical But she needs an new acronym. She's the mistress of grocery store tatics. Don't try to get to the OJ specials before she does. Just a freindly warning.

Fair enough. I'm strange in a way and go tactical on the cranberry juice.

Why exactly are you on the road?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: lol that's funny ... lol.. lol.. lolololololololololololololol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol llo llloooolll oooolll  oolollollo o l Shes uber cool and totally awsome.You are lucky to have a woman that can talk tactical But she needs an new acronym. She's the mistress of grocery store tatics. Don't try to get to the OJ specials before she does. Just a freindly warning. Fair enough. I'm strange in a way and go tactical on the cranberry juice. Why exactly are you on the road?

Security Consultant/supervisor....Whatever is needed.

Thats kristen

girl: hey
ViperUSCTU: Hey good looking
girl: whats up?
ViperUSCTU: Nothing much, talked to liz a little while ago
girl: what'd you talk about?
ViperUSCTU: Whips, lashes, whipped cream.
ViperUSCTU: Naw, I just learned a little more about her.
girl: thats good
girl: what'd she tell you?
ViperUSCTU: Nothing incriminating.
girl: there is nothing incriminating for her to tell you
ViperUSCTU: o rly?
girl: yeah
ViperUSCTU: Can we change that?
ViperUSCTU: ;-D
girl: why?
ViperUSCTU: For entertainment purposes.
girl: she wont do anything incriminating
girl: occassionally i talk her into streching the rules a little. generally for my benefit
ViperUSCTU: No no.
ViperUSCTU: I mean me and you.
girl: oh..anything incriminating about me? lol, she wont tell you and neither will i. and nobody else knows.
girl: well..nobody that you'll ever talk to probably
ViperUSCTU: Your missing the point.
ViperUSCTU: Me and you should do incriminating things.
girl: then why didnt u say that?
ViperUSCTU: I did.
girl: ok then
girl: what did u have in mind?
ViperUSCTU: *cues funky music*
ViperUSCTU: or is it not obvious enough?
girl: nope. more obvious would be good
ViperUSCTU: if I just outright say it, it cheapens it =P
girl: think of something else to say then?
ViperUSCTU: lets play pool.
girl: something related?
ViperUSCTU: Whats wrong with pool?
girl: nothing
girl: except i suck at it
ViperUSCTU: don't worry i'll give you hands on teaching.
girl: thanks
girl: :-P
ViperUSCTU: It'll be my pleasure.
girl: im sure  
ViperUSCTU: =D
ViperUSCTU: I hear pool is easier to play when your wearing dance shorts.
girl: hahaha
girl: where did you hear that?
ViperUSCTU: ALl over man
girl: so i should pretend i believe that and just wear them anyway i guess
ViperUSCTU: Yes.
ViperUSCTU: Just so you know, I think i'm starting to go blind, so we see with our hands.
girl: you're pushing it a little
ViperUSCTU: I've suddenly regained sight.
girl: thats good

I put on my magic hat and robe............

FWIW.......I swear Mrs Goon and I were talking about tactics.  Well...At least in a non-sexual innuendo fashion.

Quoted: I put on my magic hat and robe............

I'd forgotten all about those!

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your a$$.