>
> Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
> good but never actually come close to reality?
>
> Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship
> and truth itself!
>
>
> Friend,
> When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
> against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever it is that is
> choking you.
>
> When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
>
> When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>
> When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
> worse it could be and to quit whining.
>
> When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your
> dumb ass.
>
> When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me until you're well
> again.  I don't want whatever you have.
>
> When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
> This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. "Why," you may ask? Because
> you're my friend!
>
> Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because
> you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to
you
> right now anyway.
>
> REMEMBER: A friend will help you move your furniture. A really good friend
> will help you move a body.
>

BTT this frequently or pin it, too true...  [:)]

going up ^

i was email to all my freinds but then i figured i'd just post it here. At least now i can pretend like i have a few [:)]

mike

i got this one awhile back also but couldn't post it here. so i'll post a link with the usual warning.

Danger bad language. may cause you to blush, curse or delete my post.
[url]http://www.mindspring.com/~wolf_den/Dear%20Fucker.jpg[/url]

mike