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Posted: 2/26/2006 8:26:43 PM EDT
On a whim, my buddy and I planned a last minute snowboarding trip to Lake Tahoe. We live in Miami so we cherish these once in a blue moon opportunities to take a boys trip out west and have some fun on the slopes during the day, and casino / nightlife at night.
We got an incredible deal on a suite in a lodge costing us only $600 for the week for both of us. (that's 300 each) and my 1st class airline ticket was free ala Delta Skymiles points. So in essence, this trip is only costing me $300 for the entire week, plus expenses (which I'm sure will add up when factoring lift passes and food). Here's where it get's interesting... Everything is now bought, reserved, and/or paid for. I was doing a search for activities/concerts/etc. going on in S. Lake Tahoe during our stay and have discovered that the week we're going (this week) is called "Ascent on Lake Tahoe" which is billed as a completely gay week. Everything gay, all day, all night. On the slopes, in the bars, in the clubs, in the restaurants. It's a winter gay extraveganza for gays from allover to gather for a week of activities. Those of you who've been to South Lake Tahoe (Heavenly) are aware that this isn't the largest community, so I expect everything to be pretty much everywhere. Personally, being around gays doesn't bother me as I live in South Florida and have grown quite accustomed to it, however, I'm taking a week long vacation and I think the 'gay intensity' levels are going to be quite high. Oh well, not much I can do about it now. I really don't feel like cancelling b/c I know I may not have another good snowboard opportunity for a while and this one is costing me practically nothing. ETA: Spare me the jokes about 'brokeback mountain'. Already thought of it. |
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Make sure you accessorize and color coordinate on the slopes. You will fit right in (camoflage yourself) no one will be the wiser.
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Interesting you should say that... I figured if I dress in poor taste, there's no way I'd be confused for a gay person, and therefore avoid any uncomfortable situations of possibly getting hit on and having to reject the person. If I fit right in, they'll be more apt to engage into a conversation with me, which I don't want to happen. Let's face it... They're there for a reason. To hook up with other gays. This is just like straight people going to Cancun for Spring Break. Everybody wants some! |
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You are SET! Just think of all the women that will be there for the novelty of it...and you will be there to swoop them up! All of them to your selves!
BTW...good luck |
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well, dont complain to us if you still didnt get laid out there
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You should be able to find a glock booth/dealer during this gay extravaganza to pick one up real cheap. It only makes sense that they would be there to provide services to the majority of their customer base
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NiceguyMR.
You need to go rent the movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. and the Horatio Sanz from SNL called "boat trip" Its what you're walking into, only they wind up on a "gay cruise" ship. Pretty funny at places (Roger Moore plays a VERY gay perv), plus the female lead Rosyln Sanchez is so smoking hot you'll forget your name. I guarantee you'll laugh your ass off with the trip you're about to take. |
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So...you and a buddy are going during gay week....
ArfCom "manly back rub" post - Part II |
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So? You're from Miami. You oughta be used to it by now.
While there you need to run over to the donner Meadows State Park and learn a nasty way to get eaten by your girlfriend. Virginia City is worth a side trip. And dinner at the Overland Hotel in Minden is worth a side trip. This is a Basque Restaurant that caters to the Basque sheepherders between between jobs and the meal is a , well you just need to go and see the place and have the dinner. It's like you stepped back into the 1890s. |
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If you value your sanity, do NOT go to Virginia City.
I have traumatic memories of that place as a child. My parents (stupid tourists) made me go there and they didn't think to bring water. Well, it was 110 degree and we had to go to some lame ass cemetary and I got dehydrated. Maybe it's just me. |
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Well, you should be able to change your Delta tics... go to Salt Lake City instead. There is a big Delta terminal there. You can get really cheap lodging in Sandy or Midvale and not be out any more $ than you already have planned. You also get Utah snow... "The Greatest Snow on Earth" and no attitude.
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You can probably get free drinks all week.
Shake that moneymaker! |
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Fixed it |
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Hope you coming soon, it's DUMPING fresh snow up there for the next two days.
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And if that doesn't work, just jam a big fat juicy D*** up yer Ass, and your there ! ! ! |
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Well isn't that just ssthuper!!!... I'm sure you and your 'partner' will have a great time!!!...... |
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Dont get drunk. That "chick" you pick up will most likely be a dude and you'll only find that out the hard way.
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WoW that is the best Glock rip I have ever read. I even own a Glock and I could'nt stop laughing. ROFLMAO |
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I think you are going to blend in just fine. |
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Good thing you're taking your "buddy".
The homos will think you're in a relationship and leave you alone. |
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Relax, what make you think the gay dudes are gonna be attracted to ya? The chicks sure ain't
Go have fun, there should be a high chance of picking up some hot chicky snacks while you are there. TXL |
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You do have an interesting opportunity here. You can find the hottest chick out there who's looking for a pet homo and give her the whole "I'd switch teams for a woman like you" bit. If you don't leave there with at least one encounter of totally hetero action, well then you should consider shaving yourself and changing your name to Raphael.
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Moparman71 beat me to the punch; I was going to suggest practicing the following line on the straight women entourage:
"I think I'm a little tipsy...you know, I've never been with a woman, but...I'm having these strange feelings about you..." ;) |
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Agreed. Should be easy to find lots of candidates that will "convert" you back over to the good side...have fun and enjoy the slopes..... |
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You said it yourself: you're out practically no money so far, so why not postpone it or pick a different week?
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That's ONE way to go, OR you could just get a button that says: "Staright, not Narrow" and avoid unplesantries THAT way, then anyone who TRIES to make a play for you at least DESERVES to be "declined" (I wasw going to say shit on, thought better of it |
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Fixed it for yah!
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U gotta suppressor? or a .50 with a big-ass scope on it? u can take care of that problem easy enough....
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Get the "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" t-shirt.
Kharn |
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Seriously, you will not a good time. This happened to me once in Aspen. Went with a bunch of friends for a medical conference/ski trip that coincided with the annual G&L festival. Activities had been planned at every single restaurant/bar in town - I mean EVERY one. Being that we were a co-ed group, we stood out from the crowd and were received with extremely hostile attitudes everywhere. At one bar my wife asked how much the cover was and the "host" turned beet red, started trembling and demanded $50 per person. Needless to say, we bought booze at the liquor store and hung out in our rooms.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Looks like you might get some action on the ski lifts. |
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Ha ha ha fucking ha ha ......" is called "Ascent on Lake Tahoe" you spelled "ASS SCENT" wrong. Be sure and buy your "lip balm" before you leave home
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Before you go, remember:
If a man grabs a woman's ass and she slugs him, she's a hero for standing up for herself. If a man grabs a man's ass and he slugs him, he's a homo basher and will be prosecuted for a 'hate crime'. |
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