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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:43:36 PM EDT

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:46:32 PM EDT

[#1]

i have a nice set i keep in my pants

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:48:06 PM EDT

[#2]

That's some powerful goat roping ghey right there.....

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:49:27 PM EDT

[#3]

GHEY

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:51:04 PM EDT

[#4]

I remember seeing the webpage for the manufacturer (probably posted on arfcom), and it literally said "they can take a lickin' "

That's some powerful gay right there.

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:52:01 PM EDT

[#5]

I've seen them in chrome, i didnt know they came in plastic now....

Even gayer!

ETA: Is that a poster for Brokeback Mountain?

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:53:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
i have a nice set i keep in my pants

You are one funny hillbilly

Posted: 2/25/2006 8:59:03 PM EDT

[#7]

I had a buddy that did that with 2 bowling balls and a length of chain

It's ghey

WIZZO

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:00:26 PM EDT

[#8]

Saw one on a Jeep one day.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:02:26 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

That's some powerful gay right there.

That is so true.

Last weekend i was having my truck clean and some guy came up behind me and said with a lisp

lisp guy" Is that your truck it is nice!"

we talk a few seconds while i was trying to get away.then out of nowhere.

lisp guy "Have you seen those bull balls that hang on the hitch of your truck?I got a set and my mom and dad wont ride in the truck with me!"

i went outside and waited for my truck to get finish being clean.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:03:12 PM EDT

[#10]

No way in Hell.

______________________

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:04:30 PM EDT

[#11]

I have a set just like it. But mine are pasty white since they've never seen the sun and I keep them in my pants unless they're being used to make batter.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:04:45 PM EDT

[#12]

Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:04:46 PM EDT

[#13]

Gay, ghey, and GAYYYYYer

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:32:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:

That's some powerful gay right there.

That is so true.

Last weekend i was having my truck clean and some guy came up behind me and said with a lisp

lisp guy" Is that your truck it is nice!"

we talk a few seconds while i was trying to get away.then out of nowhere.

lisp guy "Have you seen those bull balls that hang on the hitch of your truck?I got a set and my mom and dad wont ride in the truck with me!"

i went outside and waited for my truck to get finish being clean.

I think the arfcom ruling on that is, that since it took place at a car-wash, you should have drawn down.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:37:06 PM EDT

[#15]

That is teh ghey. His truck has "Blue Balls"

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:40:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I have a set just like it. But mine are pasty white since they've never seen the sun and I keep them in my pants unless they're being used to make batter.

Seriously dude, that's way too much fucking information.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:41:11 PM EDT

[#17]

Gheyer than driving a Beatle.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:42:00 PM EDT

[#18]

Hmmm...any man who would buy a rubber nutsack and proudly display it in public is the definition of ghey.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:44:39 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Gheyer than driving a Beatle.

Especially if it's Ringo.

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:44:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Anyone who has those needs the Tusks on the front as well...

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:48:04 PM EDT

[#21]

and people think gun owners have "over-compensation" issues.... LOL

Posted: 2/25/2006 9:51:17 PM EDT

[#22]

What kind of a statement are you trying to make with those? Im gonna got out on a limb and say 99.999999% of people who see that crap will laugh their ass off .... That has got to be one of the dumbest things Ive seen in a long time.

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:10:01 PM EDT

[#23]

Perhaps rubber udders would sell to female members of his tribe for their trucks?

Also, what are the odds he has an :08 sticker on his rear window?

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:18:03 PM EDT

[#24]

TRG put some of those on his Pontiac Bonneville. Looks ghey as hell.
But it's theredgoat we are talking about here so....

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:43:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
and people think gun owners have "over-compensation" issues.... LOL

media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_gun-lg-1.jpg

Well, of course I'm compensating for something. If my winkie could make accurate shots out to 100+ yards, then I wouldn't need a gun. Duh.

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:47:47 PM EDT

[#26]

so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?

Posted: 2/25/2006 10:49:42 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?

It's OK if you have the matching schlong on the front bumper.

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:19:40 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?

Hey luger, are you sure this isn't yours?

but wait....it gets better!

Okay who's the person who voted 'yes' in the poll?

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:21:22 PM EDT

[#29]

You might be a Redneck if....

Quoted:
www.bullsballs.com/balls/fordballs1a.jpg

Posted: 2/26/2006 2:24:29 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?

Hey luger, are you sure this isn't yours?

www.bullsballs.com/balls/tangballs.jpg

but wait....it gets better!

that grey one is a girlie V-6

mines a manly red gt, vert.

Posted: 2/26/2006 2:28:46 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Quoted:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?

It's OK if you have the matching schlong on the front bumper.

Now that i have actualy seen a set on a stang. The gheyness is showing
darn it, i found thewhole idea amusing too.

Posted: 2/26/2006 2:52:12 AM EDT

[#32]

I think they would be cool as hell on the back of an M1A1 Abrams in Iraq. Anywhere else, umm, no.

Posted: 2/26/2006 3:37:43 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.

Looks to me like that... err.. that TRUCK needs to get laid.

Posted: 2/26/2006 3:48:56 AM EDT

[#34]

When I was living in an apartment last year I had two different neighbors who had them. One set yellow, one set red.

I found them tasteless and disrespectful.

Posted: 2/26/2006 3:59:46 AM EDT

[#35]

I am sure that the women get all hot when they see the sack

BUT, displaying it on the back of your vehicle may get you pulled over and full body cavity searched by these guys

Posted: 2/26/2006 4:02:45 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
and people think gun owners have "over-compensation" issues.... LOL

media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_gun-lg-1.jpg

Well, of course I'm compensating for something. If my winkie could make accurate shots out to 100+ yards, then I wouldn't need a gun. Duh.

You mean you CAN'T make those shots?

Posted: 2/26/2006 4:03:58 AM EDT

[#37]

I found that it was very hard to hook a redneck cowboy to the bumper. They usually fell off and dragged behind causing unwanted attention.

Posted: 2/26/2006 4:06:25 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.

Posted: 2/26/2006 4:08:08 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
www.bullsballs.com/balls/fordballs1a.jpg

Quoted:
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.

Looks to me like that... err.. that TRUCK needs to get laid.

Could somebody photoshop one of those pentium blue guys behind him