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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:14:44 AM EDT
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.
 i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know. now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing. all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE. but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing? SHE WAS ASLEEP! needless to say it was weird. has this every happened to anyone else? |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:17:14 AM EDT
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no, but I wouldn't be complaining about it.
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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:17:14 AM EDT
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Nope, but maybe you should lock up your weapons
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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:18:16 AM EDT
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No, but then again every time I have met you wife she was awake!
Just joking. |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:20:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:21:56 AM EDT
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naw, she wasnt pissed or mad, just suprised. |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:22:24 AM EDT
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Sorry, I can't help....I would have finished right there then fallen asleep. 
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:33:40 PM EDT
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 Oops!Guilty on all accounts! and i was far from mad! |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:43:51 PM EDT
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Damn, thats wierd, your girlfriend did the exact same thing to me. 
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:46:10 PM EDT
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I jagg it in my sleep a lot, the wife always tells me Im molesting her and trying to give her a midnight facial but I dont remember shit.
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:49:55 PM EDT
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I had a woman once who did that.
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:52:14 PM EDT
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im trying again tonight and will post a range report and pics! |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:53:58 PM EDT
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i went to sleep screwin once snoring and all ,she said wtf did u go to sleep?i said hell no, but i was fucking asleep.
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:56:22 PM EDT
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I had a woman ask me WTF I was doing during sex.
She was wide awake tho 
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Posted: 2/25/2006 7:58:58 PM EDT
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Pics! Yeah rite.  ______________________  |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:11:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:22:57 PM EDT
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The Mrs and I have had several late night romps and afterwrds, she says I must have been horny or something. I tell her no, you started it! She doesn't complain when it is the other way around though and doesn't mind getting woken up by things that go bump in the night
And that only applies for me and you cannot have my address either
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:28:12 PM EDT
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My gal has told me that I have done the same thing a couple of times, she digs it as long as I keep the names straigh.
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:40:53 PM EDT
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Happened to me once. My ex claimed I "molested" her in her sleep. She was responding and everything. Woke up as she climaxed. Course she is a lying, thieving cunt, so ........
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:42:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:56:22 PM EDT
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Sorry, I just can't get past the "sex with a zombie" visions.
Thanks, and I was heading to bed in a few minutes (shudder). 
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:58:18 PM EDT
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NOOOOOO!O!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 That was my desktop wallpaper (the original) I'll never be able to look at it again!!! |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:58:22 PM EDT
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If I was a zombie, I'd hit it. |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 9:02:34 PM EDT
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You need more roofies. |
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Posted: 2/26/2006 12:49:06 PM EDT
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fortunatley roofies werent involved and never would be 
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Posted: 2/26/2006 12:52:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2006 12:54:52 PM EDT
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Just because the "roofies" wore off earlier than expected does not make it sleep sex.
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