89grand's Friday morning rant.
I swear to god, everybody was acting like a fucking complete idiot this morning. People are typically dumb as fuck to begin with, but on Fridays they get a lot worse. I don't get it.
Like this morning on the freeway, every 5 seconds someone would slam on their brakes hard doing a nose dive, which in turn would cause a chain reaction of people behind them slamming on their brakes hard doing nose dives for absolutely no reason at all. Then, with the exception of me and one other guy behind me, every single person absolutely refused to do the speed limit even though nothing was stopping them from doing it. I was like an obstacle course trying to get around these dumb fucks. It started right when I left my house until I got off the freeway and then continued until I pulled into the parking lot of my work.
Is there some sort of procedure I can get done that would make my really dumb too so that I can have an easier time living among the average idiots? Like maybe removing about 85% of the section of my brain that contains the common sense?
It sure seems to be a lot easier to be stupid in this world and just blend in, than to get constantly aggrivated by the idiots.
End 89grand's Friday morning rant.