User Panel
Posted: 2/23/2006 10:03:37 PM EDT
The "F" Word
(Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1526 7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 5. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998 2. "What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?" -- Martha Stewart, 2005 and a drum roll please............! 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003 |
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Its all fun and games until your 4yearl old says "Fuckin bullshit" in the middle of the grocery store
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That's funny...Or when they say "Daddy, is that the Fucking bitch that mom was talking about?" |
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1997 called and they want their joke back. Jesus, that joke is so old...
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My then 5 year old daughter said "fuck" one day, I looked at her and said "what did you say?" and she looked me dead in the eye and said "I didn't say 'fuck' daddy" I've been trying to watch my mouth ever since.
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I was a Sailor and a UPS Man, The word Fuck is part of my daily volcabulary
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No fucking kidding, didnt he die in 1973? |
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he was fuckin' old. |
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That was pretty fucking funny, I like the fucking one of Saddam.
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why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
Gary |
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they say profanity is an ignorant mind trying to express itself.
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Well fuck them people then. |
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Who the fuck is "they"? |
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What the phuck to I phucking care if someome uses the phuking phuck word
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A buddies' two year old picked up "For fucks' sake!" from his mother, he uses it if he loses a video game, if his parents tell him no soemwhere (especially in public) and generally every tiem he can, he is also ADD |
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I dunno, but I bet "they" are a bunch of fucking cocksuckers. Or hoopleheads. Sheep |
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Sounds like a first hand account. |
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He sure as fuck did. |
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Christmas Eve and my brother and I are outside talking. My four year old is keeping busy around us. Somewhere in the conversation my brother says "Fuck it". My son immediately says "Dad, you can't say fuck it.". We both stopped and I looked at my son and asked "what did you just say?". "I said, you can't say fuck it". Yeah, that's what I thought you said. A long talking to was given to my son and a short one to my brother.
FUCK! |
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"What the fuck do you mean emergency response is a local issue?" - Ray Nagin
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Military battle cries U.S. Army = Hooah! U.S. Marine Corps = Ooh-Rah! U.S. Navy SEALS = Hooyah! U.S. Navy = Fuckin' A! |
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"Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
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Fuckin right.
Copy that about cursing when around little ones. They're like fuckin parrots. I was at my neighbors house yesterday hooking up his new computer. Bonked my head pretty good on the desk and let one fly. I wasn't being mimiked 2.2 later was I. Can understand some of what his boy says most of the time. But him squawking "Godfuckingdammit" rang loud and clear. Great... |
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I love to say "Fuck" - Murderdolls
FUCK! I aint got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. [Prechorus] Oh, Yeah! I love to say FUCK when I'm driving in my car, And FUCK when I'm walking in the fucking park. FUCK you! If you don't like what I say. I love to say fuck every fucking day, Oh yeah! [Chorus] I love to say fuck! [x4] Yeah, I hope I don't offend you, When I say the word "FUCK" I guess you had it coming to you, You're such a worthless little fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. Oh yeah! [Prechorus] [Chorus] ["fuck fuck" repeated in backround] I aint got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. [Prechorus] [Chorus] One nation under fuck with liberty fucking justice for all |
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Thats great! |
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My 5 year old nephew met his grandparents (my parents) at their car one time and gave them a friendly warning, he said "Don't say fuck around my daddy or he will woop your ass"! |
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Wow! that fucking fucker is fucking fucked!! |
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