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Posted: 2/22/2006 4:20:53 AM EDT

Got stung inside my left elbow. That'll perk you right up in the morning - better than coffee.

WTF is a wasp doing in New Hampshire in February?!

I'm glad it wasn't in my drawers...

Posted: 2/22/2006 4:21:59 AM EDT

[#1]

Oh that SUX!!! Guess you're not allergic since you are posting coherently, eh?

Woody

Posted: 2/22/2006 4:23:07 AM EDT

[#2]

Rodent,

You must have a wasps nest somewhere in your house. Check the laundry room (near the vent) or perhaps in the back of your dresser. I'm thinking 12ga with beehive rounds will do the trick.

Posted: 2/22/2006 4:23:28 AM EDT

[#3]

That's a hell of a way to start the morning. Did you at least kill that little bitch?

Posted: 2/22/2006 4:26:05 AM EDT

[#4]

i had one in my bed one night a few years back. stung my toe. i hate how they itch later!!!

Posted: 2/22/2006 4:31:38 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Rodent,

You must have a wasps nest somewhere in your house.

Greeaaat.

One of the things I liked about NH was that the winters killed EVERYTHING. I thought.

I'm going to be paranoid about getting dressed for a while.

BTW, it's amazing how fast you can get a T-shirt off when properly motivated.

Posted: 2/22/2006 4:43:29 AM EDT

[#6]

That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:00:18 AM EDT

[#7]

Every TShirt I put on has a WASP in it!

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:03:35 AM EDT

[#8]

I was once suprised to find a wasp in my bed in the morning. I had a lot to drink the previous night and thought she was catholic.

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:09:08 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

/shudder

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:11:20 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

/shudder

+1

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:13:33 AM EDT

[#11]

That sucks.

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:14:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

aaahhhh!

I hate spiders...

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:15:46 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

Did it look like this?

I wonder what DrFirdge would have done?

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:34:01 AM EDT

[#14]

Tagged, for the end of the Dr as we know him...

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:44:49 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Rodent,

You must have a wasps nest somewhere in your house.

Greeaaat.

One of the things I liked about NH was that the winters killed EVERYTHING. I thought.

I'm going to be paranoid about getting dressed for a while.

BTW, it's amazing how fast you can get a T-shirt off when properly motivated.

So much there to work with...where to start......

Stay naked?
I know of better motivators????

<mulling...mulling>

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:46:13 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

Did it look like this?

img67.imageshack.us/img67/1332/wolfspider4ho.jpg

I wonder what DrFirdge would have done?

You suck!
WTF!
No Bug pictures! It...it...VIOLATES THE CofC and will get you permenantly BANNED. Ed said so

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:56:35 AM EDT

[#17]

This is why your mother told you to put your laundry away.

The teeshirt was on the floor. Yes, it was. Don't backtalk me.

Your car priveleges have been revoked until you clean up your room AND the garage.

Posted: 2/22/2006 5:59:10 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

Did it look like this?

img67.imageshack.us/img67/1332/wolfspider4ho.jpg

I wonder what DrFirdge would have done?

You suck!
WTF!
No Bug pictures! It...it...VIOLATES THE CofC and will get you permenantly BANNED. Ed said so

Just let me know if you want me to post more.

Posted: 2/22/2006 6:16:06 AM EDT

[#19]

You should have drawn down!

Posted: 2/22/2006 6:20:25 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
This is why your mother told you to put your laundry away.

The teeshirt was on the floor. Yes, it was. Don't backtalk me.

I'm taking the fifth amendment.

Posted: 2/22/2006 6:23:01 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

A friend in Zimbabwe walked into her kitchen one night, and felt something wet spray on her leg. She stopped, paused, then took another step towards the light switch. Something wet sprayed her leg again. She backed out of the kitchen and got a flashlight. Spitting cobra.

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:14:32 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

A friend in Zimbabwe walked into her kitchen one night, and felt something wet spray on her leg. She stopped, paused, then took another step towards the light switch. Something wet sprayed her leg again. She backed out of the kitchen and got a flashlight. Spitting cobra.

We had King Cobra on the plantation when my parents lived in Malaysia. The consensus was that the venom would kill in about an hour, which was a real problem considering that the hospital with the antivenon was in Singapore, 3 hours away.

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:19:15 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

A friend in Zimbabwe walked into her kitchen one night, and felt something wet spray on her leg. She stopped, paused, then took another step towards the light switch. Something wet sprayed her leg again. She backed out of the kitchen and got a flashlight. Spitting cobra.

That would have put me in quite the conundrum.....

Shoot my kitchen full of holes or sell my house.....

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:20:37 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That's not so bad. Once I put on my jeans, and I felt something very scratchy on my leg. I froze, afraid to find out what it was, but finally I managed to force myself to take the jeans off. There, in my pant leg, was a large wolf spider.

A friend in Zimbabwe walked into her kitchen one night, and felt something wet spray on her leg. She stopped, paused, then took another step towards the light switch. Something wet sprayed her leg again. She backed out of the kitchen and got a flashlight. Spitting cobra.

We had King Cobra on the plantation when my parents lived in Malaysia. The consensus was that the venom would kill in about an hour, which was a real problem considering that the hospital with the antivenon was in Singapore, 3 hours away.

Yep, that would be a problem

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:33:44 AM EDT

[#25]

Have you ever seen the film footage of the fertility rite of women in Burma KISSING King Cobras on the head?

To see it makes one's blood run instantly cold.

As for a spitting cobra in the kitchen, well, hopefully the pool of urine I left behind would deprive the snake of traction while I fetched my shotgun/pitchfork/flame thrower.

Oh, and in the spirit of oneupmanship I would like to state that one morning I slipped on cat vomit and fell down a flight of stairs. My face broke my fall, so no big deal.

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:42:20 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
... well, hopefully the pool of urine I left behind would deprive the snake of traction while I fetched my shotgun/pitchfork/flame thrower.

Oh, and in the spirit of oneupmanship I would like to state that one morning I slipped on cat vomit and fell down a flight of stairs. My face broke my fall, so no big deal.

Cheesebeast, since you're almost as funny as me, you're now an official member of my brain trust.

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:56:48 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
<snippage>

Just let me know if you want me to post more.

You sir are one step to the left of Evil.

I can almost admire that....

Posted: 2/22/2006 8:00:47 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Have you ever seen the film footage of the fertility rite of women in Burma KISSING King Cobras on the head?

To see it makes one's blood run instantly cold.

As for a spitting cobra in the kitchen, well, hopefully the pool of urine I left behind would deprive the snake of traction while I fetched my shotgun/pitchfork/flame thrower.

Oh, and in the spirit of oneupmanship I would like to state that one morning I slipped on cat vomit and fell down a flight of stairs. My face broke my fall, so no big deal.

I....can't....BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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