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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:36:32 AM EDT
Nice looking young gal, smells like snuff. The smell is strong in her cube, but she carries the scent, too. I looked in her waste basket yesterday while we were going over analysis, but didn't see any worn out dip.
Wierd. Maybe I'll ask her. 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:40:49 AM EDT
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THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:44:11 AM EDT
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Snuff? Weird...!
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:45:55 AM EDT
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she may not spit,she swallows.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:48:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:51:39 AM EDT
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Maybe her cootchie smells musky/snuffy....
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:53:09 AM EDT
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Give her a basket of bath products, then offer to show her how to use them.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:48:36 AM EDT
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The wife will squawk the second part. Otherwise, that's a good idea. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:53:46 AM EDT
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Time for a GI shower.
Toilet brushes? Check Toilet cleanser? Check Garden hose? Check Ten eager scrubbers? Check Ready....GO! |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:55:14 AM EDT
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what color are her teeth?
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Posted: 2/21/2006 11:56:14 AM EDT
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nothing like a stinky woman at work. i went to college with a girl that stank horribly. we never worked up the courage to tell her. the next class always wonder what we did in class
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Posted: 2/21/2006 12:00:38 PM EDT
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I used to work with a guy that smelled so bad, the company finally loaded him in a van, took him to the Kmart down the street, and bought him a new outfit and various toiletries. Upon returning to the plant, they escorted him to the locker room and made him shower before he could return to work.
This guy smelled like a combination of BO and dirty ass x 10.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 12:09:10 PM EDT
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Wow, a cootchie that smells and tastes like 'backy would be awesome.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 12:09:20 PM EDT
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I was at Staples a couple days ago and the 60-something fatass cashier woman had a case of crotchrot you couldn't miss.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 12:09:50 PM EDT
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We also had a stinky girl in college. For about 6 month she smelled like a dead goat roasting in the summer sun after a morning rain. The next year, she didn't stink. I later found out that she had been living in a condemned building or warehouse or something. She must have gotten a job or something. Try leaving some soap, FDS, and Sure on her desk, and see if she takes the hint. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 12:11:49 PM EDT
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awful |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 2:04:54 PM EDT
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Incredible.
I think I will ask her if she uses Redman, Skoal, or just what! I'm also going to check for a spit bottle at her desk. Nice looking gal with no visible defects, young, slender, straight teeth, engineering degree, and a big 'ol smelly distraction. The good part is the smell doesn't linger after she leaves my desk. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 2:13:00 PM EDT
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Why don't you ask her if she wants to swap chews.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 2:16:49 PM EDT
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Just today I had to talk to a guy about needing to clean himself up. This guy could be smelled from 20 feet away and man, he was rank. None of the women wanted to say anything so they sort of volunteered me for the job.
The guy is otherwise a decent enough person, polite and not an asshole at all. I don't think he had the faintest idea of the funk he was putting out. I guess that we'll see if he is going to do anything tomorrow morning. Sure do hope so. Don in Ohio |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 2:40:39 PM EDT
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I was managing a section at Nintendo of America for game testing. We would hire about 80 testers at a time from a temp agency. Most of these guys lived, ate, breathed video games. If it wasn't video games, it was the card game Magic. I swear, most of these guys would play the game they were testing 8 hours at work, go home either play video games, or magic.
Some of these guys STANK! You could tell they barely had time to sleep, then care for their personal hygiene. I would fire about 10% in the first week just for sleeping. It became bad, that there were areas of the testing center I would not go into. I have been through Army Basic Training, i KNOW stink (nothing like the smell of BO and bug repellant). I been overseas, I know stink!!! But this was bad. This was unwashed, lazy bodies simmering in their own stew. But I had a plan. I went and bought a case of travel deodorant, some little soaps, and baby wipes. I printed nice little cards, "These items are for your personal use. Please take advantage of them daily." And during breaks, I would place them on the offending person’s chair. Some actually got the point. If they didn't, I would use a strong reminder about personal hygiene and office health. Some actually didn't get the point, they would be fired. |
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Posted: 2/22/2006 1:53:35 PM EDT
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Improvement noted.
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Posted: 2/22/2006 1:55:37 PM EDT
[#21]
I still say its her cootch....some chicks just have a real strong cootchie smell...
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:05:13 AM EDT
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Not so good today, the baccy smell is strong with this one.
My wife thinks it might be perfume, and I ain't smellin' it right. 
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:11:14 AM EDT
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maybe it's patchouli oil??? i think that stuff stinks. ymmv
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:12:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:18:45 AM EDT
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Every once and a while a hippy female co-worker would fart in the duty office. Someone finally brought it up in a meeting that the office stank and that we should look for "the problem," so we suggested looking at the wastebasket, pop-can recycle basket, etc... for "the problem." Everyone knew who it was but covertly bringing it up in the meeting was enough that it got the message across. It never happened again.
Hippy farts stink and they linger
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:20:47 AM EDT
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+1 And sometimes it is bad breath..... I dated a girl in college who was a model. She was gorgeous, but dang did she have bad breath. No, she wasn't bulimic; I realize that is a sign. This girl just never brushed her teeth. You could literally walk in to a room she had been in and smell her breath. My roommate hated when she would come over. I felt really, really bad for her roommate. Their room smelled like her breath all the time. We would go back to her room and open the door, and, yup, Christy's breath smell would come lingering out. I finally had to break up with her because I couldn’t stand it anymore. Anything to stop kissing her mouth. |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:28:03 AM EDT
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I think I see your problem...you should have spent all your time kissing her cootch! At least with that bad breath is normal!
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:29:04 AM EDT
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+1 Smells like liquid dirt. I hate hippies. 
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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:34:36 AM EDT
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I think this thread would be better with pics...
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Posted: 2/23/2006 12:02:19 PM EDT
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Who said I didn't. Trust me; it was much better than kissing her mouth. 
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Posted: 2/23/2006 12:06:14 PM EDT
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i know a girl here at school real well who is a religious dip fanatic...she might dip more wintergreen skoal than i do...and the cool thing about it...shes pretty hott
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Posted: 2/23/2006 12:10:48 PM EDT
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even people that dip dont typically smell like dip.....from what i can tell
I think it's her filthy hooey that's a bit foul.......damn there is nothing worse than a rotten taco........ |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 12:21:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/23/2006 12:26:39 PM EDT
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A strong smelling cootchie isn't necessarily a bad thing.
A girlfriend I had for a long time always smelled musky to me, I mean I could always smell this musky scent from her, no matter what. I certainly didn't smell bad, in fact it used to drive me nuts, get me all worked up. Maybe I was the only one that could smell it, maybe it was pheremones she put out that I was in tune with. I don't know what it was, but if I hadn't seen her for a few days/week, and she'd hug me, it was all I could do to control myself. Maybe she's throwing off pheremones, and you are in tune with them.... |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 12:28:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/23/2006 2:31:20 PM EDT
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It would be like no musk or fish I ever smelled. |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 2:59:41 PM EDT
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Long as it ain't drooling.... "Knew" a girl from WVa named Bernadette who was a Skoal hound and SMOKIN' HOT! |
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Posted: 2/23/2006 8:06:58 PM EDT
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just ask her or have human resources do it.
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Posted: 2/23/2006 8:11:07 PM EDT
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I am staying far away from this one.
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Posted: 2/23/2006 8:14:47 PM EDT
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Ah, come on, you know you reeeealy want to.... 
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Posted: 2/23/2006 8:17:59 PM EDT
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Hurry up and ask her what that funk is she is wearing.
You only have Friday left until the weekend. My attention span isn't what it used to be and its still all about me.
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Posted: 2/23/2006 8:26:00 PM EDT
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Come on, give us your medical opinion. I have never come across a woman that smells like snuff. I've worked with some nasty smelling women. Couple of guys I have worked with could make you gag from across the room. Breath on both was so bad, they smoked and drank coffee and it smelled like something crawled down their lungs and died.. Only two people I have ever known like that and I work with alot of smokers/coffee drinkers. |
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