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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:22:16 AM EDT
[#1]
ANYTHING I HAVE HANDY
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:22:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:22:27 AM EDT
[#3]
30mm depleted uranium
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:22:58 AM EDT
[#4]
The gauge will do the job.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:23:01 AM EDT
[#5]
lol
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:23:51 AM EDT
[#6]
Something slow please.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:24:06 AM EDT
[#7]
What ever it takes. Hell, I'll crush him with my gun safe afterwards!
God, those commercials REALLY disturbe me. 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:24:51 AM EDT
[#8]
.223, 30 times.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:27:05 AM EDT
[#9]
Flamethrower... I want to hear his screams of agony as the plastic melts and sticks to his putrid flesh.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:27:08 AM EDT
[#10]
It would not matter - if I awoke to see the Burger King at the foot of my bed, I would have a heart attack from fear and die instantly...
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:27:13 AM EDT
[#11]
What caliber is a baseball bat?
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:30:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:32:12 AM EDT
[#13]
Thermonuclear weapons are the only way to go.
CRC |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:32:14 AM EDT
[#14]
Something in the 'sub-launched' range.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:32:58 AM EDT
[#15]
and then his Terminator style skeleton is revealed. And he WILL stick his whopper between your buns, and you will like it. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:33:37 AM EDT
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Caterpillar D-9...
-Troy |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:34:55 AM EDT
[#17]
I cant believe it hasnt been said yet:
NUKE FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:40:26 AM EDT
[#18]
.22LR behind his ear.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:44:09 AM EDT
[#19]
.45 Colt case.............stuffed full of black powder..............with a 250 gr RNFP on top!
The bullet will punch right thru his fat ass! He will choke on the smoke! The flame will set him on fire! The cuncussion will knock him senseless! 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:46:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:47:11 AM EDT
[#21]
Flamethrower. He's plastic.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:50:07 AM EDT
[#22]
.50 BMG.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:50:35 AM EDT
[#23]
Glad I'm not the only guy who finds "the King" deeply disturbing. Christ, it's like the fucking Wizard of Oz all over again...
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:51:04 AM EDT
[#24]
RPG's are cheap. We seem to be picking up a lot of these lately. Why not one for each family.
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:51:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:52:06 AM EDT
[#26]
The visual of that made me laugh my ass off. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:52:16 AM EDT
[#27]
7.62X54R
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Posted: 2/21/2006 8:57:19 AM EDT
[#28]
Why? What has the King ever done wrong?
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:07:45 AM EDT
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Prolly have to go with the "racking of a pump 12" follow up with "BIG BACON CLASSIC BALISTIC TIPS"
You know its that Ronald Macdonald phucker that really scares the chit out of me 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:13:20 AM EDT
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LOL Maybe we can revive the one from "Killdozer". |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:34:07 AM EDT
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He is creepy and freaky...just gives me the heeby geebies looking at him. 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:35:18 AM EDT
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I do not know, but what ever you use, I'll pay for your ammo..... 
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:37:23 AM EDT
[#33]
44 mag
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:38:57 AM EDT
[#34]
+1!  A FULL magazine's worth, too, just to make sure!
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:41:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:41:36 AM EDT
[#36]
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:45:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:47:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:47:33 AM EDT
[#39]
I'd like to stuff several Egg McMuffins in his gullet and choke him to death
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:51:27 AM EDT
[#40]
Chuck Norris
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:55:03 AM EDT
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tag!
Those are the best ads ever! |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:56:21 AM EDT
[#42]
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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:58:23 AM EDT
[#43]
Jack (Jack in da Box) can take either of em.
Ronald McDonald is still the all time loser. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:09:45 AM EDT
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A deagle with da beamz yo!
(god I hope I said that right lol...) |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:12:41 AM EDT
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"I'll take Atomic Annie for the block."
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:13:17 AM EDT
[#46]
 Make him a REAL Flame Grilled Whopper |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:14:26 AM EDT
[#47]
You can't kill the Devil!
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:16:24 AM EDT
[#48]
What Caliber?
Fuck it, if he's at the foot of my bed, he's getting the Ka-bar. If Caesar was taken down by a knife, the Burger King can be too. |
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:24:56 AM EDT
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he is creepy, but could u imagine getting one of those king costumes and standing outside a friends window at about midnight and tthey look out and see you?
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Posted: 2/21/2006 10:26:38 AM EDT
[#50]
To kill old plastic head you need to use plastic bullets.
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