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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Aimless a gay penguin! Say it ain't so!!!!

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:42:45 PM EDT

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1275591.html

And what's he doing in Germany????

Zoo tempts gay penguins to go straight

A German zoo has imported four female penguins from Sweden in an effort to tempt its gay penguins to go straight.

The four Swedish females were dispatched to the Bremerhaven Zoo in Bremen after it was found that three of the zoo's five penguin pairs were homosexual.

Keepers at the zoo ordered DNA tests to be carried out on the penguins after they had been mating for years without producing any chicks.

It was only then they realised that six of the birds were living in homosexual partnerships.

Director Heike Kueck said that the zoo hoped to see some baby penguins in the coming months.

She said that the birds had been mating for years and one couple even adopted a stone that they protected like an egg.

Kueck said that the project has the support of the European Endangered Species Programme because the penguins, which are native to South America, are an endangered species.

A biologist will be on hand to monitor the experiment.

But introducing the Bremerhaven penguins to their new Swedish friends may not be as successful as hoped after earlier experiments revealed great difficulties in separating homosexual couples.

In case they show no interest, the zoo has also flown in two new male penguins "so that the ladies don't miss out altogether", Kueck added.

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:44:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Buttsecks?

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:44:54 PM EDT

[#2]

Das ist der Schwul!

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:46:27 PM EDT

[#3]

In accordance with the CoC, i will not descriminate penguins based in religion, sex, or sexual orientation. Doing so would be a bannable offense.

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:47:41 PM EDT

[#4]

Blame Canada

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:48:34 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Das ist der Schwul!

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:57:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Wow, they look like little shepherds in tuxidos.

Posted: 2/19/2006 4:58:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Where do gay pengiuns hand out?

Moltback Fountain.

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