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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:00:08 PM EDT
We check our patients to see how far they are dilated before they push.
One female resident keeps over estimating the checks. She would say, the patient is 9 and when I check her she is actually 5 Later she said another patient was 8 and when I checked her she was actually 4. In my mind I kept thinking this is a girl I want to see me naked! 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:01:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:01:47 PM EDT
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahaha,haha. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:02:47 PM EDT
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She probably stuffs her bra... |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:04:30 PM EDT
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So, you basically just told the entire board that you have a tiny dick.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:05:15 PM EDT
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LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Holy crap! I think I sharted! brb |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:05:30 PM EDT
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God, I'm glad I didn't say that... 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:08:02 PM EDT
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ZING! 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:08:07 PM EDT
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Not really, if its not true then you can make fun of yourself! Come on over and I will show you.  |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:08:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:08:36 PM EDT
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*gets popcorn*
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:09:40 PM EDT
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!!!!
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:10:09 PM EDT
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I'm just messing with ya. 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:10:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Ouch.... |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:11:11 PM EDT
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This is gonna be good.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:11:35 PM EDT
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You gotta love a girl that can dish it out! I still want to show you.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:12:32 PM EDT
[#16]
You wounded his fragile small ego Gabby...watch out.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:17:23 PM EDT
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LMAO!!  Gabby!Waiting to see who makes this their new sig line.... 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:05:59 PM EDT
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I haven't stopped laughing!
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:07:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:09:01 PM EDT
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Wait til it is in L.E.D. 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:11:02 PM EDT
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Thats what he wants, you to come over and "mess" with him......
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:21:38 PM EDT
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That sounds like something John Bobbitt once said. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:26:54 PM EDT
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Dude send her my way. Maybe I can have the 12 incher I've always wanted. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:28:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:28:58 PM EDT
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Paging Stoner Student, this man wants 12 inches. 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:30:48 PM EDT
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Sooo, you'd like her to check the dilation of your 'tailpipe'?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:32:43 PM EDT
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Im so confused. Can somebody explain?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:41:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:44:56 PM EDT
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ouch!
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:45:30 PM EDT
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Dude that is soooo wrong...I'm locking your account. "Assualt on a staff member" |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:46:36 PM EDT
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Joke, right?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:46:58 PM EDT
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At least my ass won't be sore tommorow.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:48:26 PM EDT
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Enzyte my friend. Enzyte. Guaranteed third leg.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:53:47 PM EDT
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OH MY GOD, DAMN........ my sides hurt so bad after laughing the hardest I have ever laughed in my life..........................
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Posted: 2/19/2006 4:59:41 PM EDT
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<Nigel> But see... this vagina goes all the way to 11 </Nigel>
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:16:39 PM EDT
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Oh, thats so not right.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:24:44 PM EDT
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Now that was a good one...
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:45:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2006 5:50:02 PM EDT
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Road trip to look at ARDOC's wiener!! Unfortunately, I have to work that day. |
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