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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:28:40 PM EDT
We had chinese food last night for dinner and I ate a couple of those small hot ass peppers in my kung Pao Chicken... they hurt going down...
Im scared at what they are gonna do when they.... ummmm ... leave. 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:30:07 PM EDT
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It will feel like giving birth to a set of broken dishes.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:30:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Be ready to wipe your ass with an ice cream cone. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:31:10 PM EDT
[#3]
You should start a pre-emptive pepto bismol regimen, and make sure you take an ice cream cone with you into the bathroom when the urge strikes.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:31:12 PM EDT
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If I were you, I probably wouldnt plan to leave the house for at least 12 hours
Those are usually Thai dragons (those red peppers) and they are damn hot, as you are about to learn. It isnt all the bad, but you got some heat comin your way. Fire in the hole! 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:31:29 PM EDT
[#5]
[rolf2] |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:31:31 PM EDT
[#6]
 It burns! It burns!
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:31:34 PM EDT
[#7]
you'll feel like your shitin glass.
and then you'll feel like someone rubbed gasoline on your asshole and lit it on fire. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:32:04 PM EDT
[#8]
 OH no... no no no no NO!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:32:11 PM EDT
[#9]
for the after action report:
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:32:11 PM EDT
[#10]
I eat them all the time, except I get Kung Pao Beef. It don't hurt too bad.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:32:21 PM EDT
[#11]
More like fire OUT the hole |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:33:03 PM EDT
[#12]
You know how the top of a soft serve cone at Dairy Queen has that little "curly-Q"? That's why...
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:34:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Prepare and put a roll of TP into the freezer
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:34:14 PM EDT
[#14]
The ol brown eye is about to have a red eye.......
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:34:59 PM EDT
[#15]
Those dry peppers are just there for show. If you eat them, you still be fine. Of course if you are in Chengdu in Szezhuan, they eat dry peppers all the time. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:35:39 PM EDT
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Honestly, the unscented baby wipes should have a place in the throne room of every man who enjoys spicy food. They are a godsend.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:36:54 PM EDT
[#17]
dried peppers are not hot. The hotness comes from the oils in the skin.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:38:21 PM EDT
[#18]
Prepare to take up long term residence on the porcelian throne. See ya in a few days.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:42:04 PM EDT
[#19]
Ummmm you sure you WANT an 'after action report?" |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:42:55 PM EDT
[#20]
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin." |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:43:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Just pull the full ice bucket out of the freezer, SIT ON IT AND SHIT INTO IT. It will help.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:45:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Then he can never put ice into it again... not matte how well he washes it... |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:53:20 PM EDT
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ive always been told those are decoration/flavoring only. Not fit for human consumption |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:53:36 PM EDT
[#24]
Brings new meaning to FEEL THE BURN
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:56:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Then I should be having adverse effects by now.. I always eat them. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:59:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Mmmm mmmm good.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:17:10 PM EDT
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Just a bit of advice for all those who like "hot" food. You should eat a 1/2 gallon of your favorite ice cream IMMEDIATLY after eating hot foods.
The reason for this is so you can sit on the throne the next day and scream COME ON ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:38:11 PM EDT
[#28]
I imagine it will feel like a HUGE black widow spider is crawling out yer ass.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:42:28 PM EDT
[#29]
I don't eat spicy foods, but it is supposed to be healthy for you.
Wouldn't the ouchy bits be broken down by your stomach and intestinal track? |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:48:52 PM EDT
[#30]
Big Trouble in Little China.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:48:59 PM EDT
[#31]
I usually ask them to add tai peppers. Your just lucky they didn't drop in some Habaneros.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:54:25 PM EDT
[#32]
Maybe being addicted to them is the adverse affect ?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:54:33 PM EDT
[#33]
Quick, drink some molten lava to distract yourself.
GM |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 3:56:28 PM EDT
[#34]
First it is those little ole spiders....
Now you are whinning about a little ole pepper you ate...sheesh boy, grow a pair allready...
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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:27:59 PM EDT
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It's no problem whatsoever. Really. Or maybe I just have a cast-iron asshole after years of eating them.
Seriously, Saturday I went to one of my favorite little restaurants, a Burmese place near Nanshijiao (exit four, then walk about a mile to Burmese Alley, turn left, and it's a few blocks down on the right -- once you hit the 7-11, it's the last shop on the next block -- like this will do anyone from ARFCOM any good ).The kid there (about ten years old) thinks it's funny to keep adding more and more of these peppers, chopped up finely so I can't separate them out, into my tomato salad. Well, it *was* funny. I thought it was great, just kept eating merrily away. But two days ago, he finally exceeded my limit. Couldn't eat the stuff. First time I ever had to try to pick any of the peppers out. I've got photos of their "to go" pack in my camera, and will post the recipe next time I find the #*&$ing USB cable. |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:33:38 PM EDT
[#36]
 Funniest shit I've read all night!
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