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Posted: 2/16/2006 1:39:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:40:11 PM EDT
[#1]
Cheney!

Dick Cheneys got a gun!
Dick Cheneys got a gun!
The safety's come undone.
Squinting in the texas sun.

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game!
His buddy had it comin cause when Cheneys got a gun
he's never good at taking aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy, she better run
Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the wars not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He trapped a little bitty baby
Hopin to blow out it's brains!
He says the spell that he gets under
from double barrel thunder
makes his eyes pop out likes
he's insane!

Run away
Run away from the vice president!
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che ee ee ee ney


Dick Cheneys got a gun
The saftey's come undone
Cindy she better run
She's a weapon of mass distraction
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:48:22 PM EDT
[#2]
that sucked to type.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:51:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:00:56 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Cheney!

Dick Cheneys got a gun!
Dick Cheneys got a gun!
The safeties safety's come undone.
Squinting in the texas son sun.

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game!
His buddy had it comin cause when Cheneys got a gun
he's never good at taking aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy, she better run
Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the wars not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He trapped a little bitty baby
Hopin to blow out it's brains!
He says the spell that he gets under
from double barrel thunder
makes his eyes pop out likes
he's insane!

Run away
Run away from the vice president!
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che ee ee ee ney


Dick Cheneys got a gun
The safties safety's come undone
Cindy she better run
She's a weapon of mass distraction

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:01:26 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
that sucked to type.



Just consider me your editor.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:03:53 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
that sucked to type.



Just consider my your editor.

huh?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:11:59 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
that sucked to type.



Just consider me your editor.

huh?



DOH!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:12:28 PM EDT
[#8]
PWND!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:13:42 PM EDT
[#9]
Damn double tap.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:14:42 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
PWND!



Nah, I still got you more...........
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:15:24 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cheney!

Dick Cheneys got a gun!
Dick Cheneys got a gun!
The safeties safety's come undone.
Squinting in the texas son sun.

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game!
His buddy had it comin cause when Cheneys got a gun
he's never good at taking aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy, sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the wars not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He trapped a little bitty baby
Hopin to blow out it's brains!
He says the spell that he gets under
from double barrel thunder
makes his eyes pop out likes
he's insane!

Run away
Run away from the vice president!
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che ee ee ee ney


Dick Cheneys got a gun
The safties safety's come undone
Cindy she better run
She's a weapon of mass distraction


Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:17:13 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cheney!

Dick Cheneys got a gun!
Dick Cheneys got a gun!
The safeties safety's come undone.
Squinting in the texas son sun.

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game!
His buddy had it comin cause when Cheneys got a gun
he's never good at taking aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy, sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the wars not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He trapped a little bitty baby
Hopin to blow out it's brains!
He says the spell that he gets under
from double barrel thunder
makes his eyes pop out likes
he's insane!

Run away
Run away from the vice president!
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che ee ee ee ney


Dick Cheneys got a gun
The safties safety's come undone
Cindy she better run
She's a weapon of mass distraction




Somebody got it right.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:21:13 PM EDT
[#13]
damn I can't get it to play.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:23:24 PM EDT
[#14]
It's a Bob Rivers "Twisted Tune."  You can play it directly from his website:  www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/  He has a TON of other parody songs too.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:32:13 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
It's a Bob Rivers "Twisted Tune."  You can play it directly from his website:  www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/  He has a TON of other parody songs too.


Thanks that worked like a champ!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:52:54 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cheney!

Dick Cheneys got a gun!
Dick Cheneys got a gun!
The safeties safety's come undone.
Squinting in the texas son sun.

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game!
His buddy had it comin cause when Cheneys got a gun
he's never good at taking aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy, sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the wars not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He trapped a little bitty baby birdy
Hopin to blow out it's brains!
He says the spell that he gets under
from double barrel thunder
makes his eyes pop out likes
he's insane!

Run away
Run away from the vice president!
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che ee ee ee ney


Dick Cheneys got a gun
The safties safety's come undone
Cindy she better run
She's a weapon of mass distraction




Somebody got it right.

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:00:59 PM EDT
[#17]
tagged
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:05:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Bob Rivers is funny as hell.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:10:58 PM EDT
[#19]
That is funny as shit!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:15:37 PM EDT
[#20]
That was on the radio this morning on a Tampa Bay radio station.  

That's just wrong.      
_________________________  

 
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:18:01 PM EDT
[#21]
I just called someone and got their voice mail; I left this song as a message.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:23:59 PM EDT
[#22]
This is a new version... the first morning after the news broke, the Bob and Tom show had a different rendition.  Both very funny.

- BG
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:27:36 PM EDT
[#23]
damn that's funny
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:29:23 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cheney!

Dick Cheneys got a gun!
Dick Cheneys got a gun!
The safeties safety's come undone.
Squinting in the texas son sun.

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game!
His buddy had it comin cause when Cheneys got a gun
he's neverjust not that good at taking aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy, sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the wars not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He trapped a little bitty baby birdy
Hopin to blow out it's brains!
He says the spell that he gets under
from double barrel thunder
makes his eyes pop out likes
he's insane!

Run away
Run away from the vice president!
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che ee ee ee ney


Dick Cheneys got a gun
The safties safety's come undone
Cindy she better run
She's a weapon of mass distraction




Somebody got it right.




One last correction :-P (in green)
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:29:51 PM EDT
[#25]

That was on the radio this morning on a Tampa Bay radio station.


Bubba the Love Sponge?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:39:58 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

That was on the radio this morning on a Tampa Bay radio station.


Bubba the Love Sponge?

 

Nope.  He got fired.  Now he's working for Howard Stern.  The guy that he hated while on Tampa Bay radio.  


Does anyone have a link to save the song?  



_________________________  

 


Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:03:25 PM EDT
[#27]
x1100.putfile.com/videos/a4-4519280448.mp3
Right click, save target as........
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:09:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Excellant!! Cindy Sheehan better run!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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